J\u00e6ja \u00f6ll \u00fei\u00f0 f\u00f6lu og snj\u00f3hv\u00edtu \u00fearna heima \u00e1 \u00cdslandi. H\u00e9\u00f0an er allt gott a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta eins og vanalega. H\u00f3pur af n\u00e1f\u00f6lum \u00edslendingum kom hinga\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00f3tt og m\u00e9r s\u00fdnist a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u flestir b\u00fanir a\u00f0 stimpla sig inn. Liggja eins og hr\u00e1vi\u00f0i \u00ed gar\u00f0inum og l\u00fdsa allt upp me\u00f0 snj\u00f3hv\u00edtri h\u00fa\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n
Annars komst \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed g\u00e6r a\u00f0 \u00e9g er h\u00e9rna me\u00f0 eint\u00f3mum kerlingum og nokkrum b\u00f6rnum l\u00edka. Alla, Sibba, \u00de\u00f3ra og Gunnar voru a\u00f0 metast um \u00fea\u00f0 hvert \u00feeirra v\u00e6ri n\u00fa br\u00fanast \u00feegar \u00e9g kom a\u00f0 \u00feeim \u00fear sem \u00feau voru a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir okkur til a\u00f0 fara \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00ed g\u00e6r. Eins og kerling var Gunnar a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00feeim magann \u00e1 s\u00e9r og benda \u00feeim \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri n\u00fa or\u00f0inn ansi br\u00fann. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i hann \u00fe\u00e1 hvar hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i s\u00e9r a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00feennan sama maga \u00feegar hann k\u00e6mi heim til \u00cdslands. Hvort hann f\u00e6ri oft \u00ed sund \u00fear sem hann g\u00e6ti monta\u00f0 sig af honum? Nei hann fer aldrei \u00ed sund. Hvort hann gengi um \u00ed stuttum hl\u00fdrabol og stuttbuxum dags daglega \u00e1 \u00edslandi? Nei hann gerir \u00fea\u00f0 au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki. Ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an er sem sagt s\u00fa a\u00f0 hann getur d\u00e1\u00f0st a\u00f0 maganum fyrir framan spegilinn heima hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r. \u00deess vegna segi \u00e9g og veit a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er alveg n\u00f3g a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a br\u00fann \u00ed framan og \u00e1 h\u00f6ndunum fyrir ne\u00f0an olnboga. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 sv\u00e6\u00f0i sem allir sj\u00e1. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i \u00feeim s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00feessu bulli \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri tilgangslaust fyrir \u00feau a\u00f0 vera \u00ed einhverri \u201ckeppni\u201d. \u00c9g v\u00e6ri fyrir l\u00f6ngu s\u00ed\u00f0an b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vinna hana \u00fear sem \u00e9g v\u00e6ri lang dekkstur af \u00feeim \u00f6llum. \u00de.e. mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0 \u00e9g var hv\u00edtur \u00feegar \u00e9g kom hinga\u00f0 \u00fat. N\u00e1nast eins og alb\u00edn\u00f3i.<\/p>\n
Miki\u00f0 ofbo\u00f0slega er bj\u00f3rinn annars g\u00f3\u00f0ur h\u00e9rna. \u00dea\u00f0 er merkilegt hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er miki\u00f0 betra a\u00f0 drekka bj\u00f3r \u00ed 30 stiga hita en \u00ed 5 stiga hita.
\n\u00cd g\u00e6rkveldi fann \u00e9g s\u00ed\u00f0an loks \u00feessa d\u00e1samlegu tilfinningu sem ma\u00f0ur finnur alltaf \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur kemur til Sp\u00e1nar. \u00c9g var farinn a\u00f0 halda a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00ed einhverju \u00f6\u00f0ru landi \u00feegar Sibba f\u00e9kk loks a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a \u00fev\u00ed hvert fari\u00f0 yr\u00f0i a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a. H\u00fan valdi ramm-sp\u00e1nskan strandsta\u00f0 \u00fear sem fengum loks a\u00f0 kynnast l\u00e9legum veitingasta\u00f0 me\u00f0 mi\u00f0aldra sp\u00f6nskum karl\u00fej\u00f3ni sem skyldi ekki or\u00f0 \u00ed ensku og var hrikalega pirra\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 13 manna h\u00f3pur fr\u00e1 \u00cdslandi v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 ry\u00f0jast \u00fearna inn me\u00f0 tilheyrandi \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gindum fyrir hann. Lasagna\u00f0 sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk var \u00e1 brag\u00f0i\u00f0 eins og ekkert. Sem sagt brag\u00f0laust og \u00feetta er i fyrsta skipti sem d\u00f3ttir m\u00edn getur ekki bor\u00f0a\u00f0 nema t\u00e6plega helminginn af Pitsa Margarita sem er hennar a\u00f0al og eini kv\u00f6ldmatur hinga\u00f0 til \u00e1 Sp\u00e1ni. \u00de\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00feessi tilfinning hafi veri\u00f0 d\u00e1samleg og f\u00e6rt manni Sp\u00e1n n\u00e1nast beint \u00ed \u00e6\u00f0, \u00fe\u00e1 var tekin einr\u00f3ma \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un \u00fearna vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 El Greco a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 \u201c\u00e1kve\u00f0na\u201d veitingasta\u00f0i \u00feann t\u00edma sem eftir lifir af fer\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n
Annars reyni \u00e9g a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a sem mestum t\u00edma h\u00e9r vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 skrifa eina b\u00f3k og eitt sj\u00e1lfshj\u00e1lparrit. B\u00f3kin hefur vinnuheiti\u00f0 \u201cSv\u00f6rtu Ekkjurnar\u201d og sj\u00e1lfshj\u00e1lparriti\u00f0 heitir \u201c150 a\u00f0fer\u00f0ir til a\u00f0 lifa af \u00ed sumarfr\u00edi \u00e1 Sp\u00e1ni me\u00f0 \u00feremur kaup\u00f3\u00f0um og s\u00f3ld\u00fdrkandi konum.\u201d<\/p>\n
H\u00e9r er fyrsta reglan.<\/p>\n
1. \u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt aldrei undir neinum kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um gera \u00fea\u00f0 heyri kunnugt a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00feurfir a\u00f0 skreppa \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa bj\u00f3r e\u00f0a kaffi. \u00de\u00e1 er n\u00e6sta v\u00edst a\u00f0 \u00feessi litla og einfalda innkaupafer\u00f0 breytist \u00ed lifandi martr\u00f6\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00fe\u00fa rekur lestina \u00ferammandi \u201cb\u00fa\u00f0 \u00far b\u00fa\u00f0\u201d. Seg\u00f0u frekar a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlir a\u00f0 skreppa a\u00f0eins \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 og lauma\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e9r s\u00ed\u00f0an eins hlj\u00f3\u00f0lega og \u00fe\u00fa getur \u00fat um \u00fatidyrnar. ALLS EKKI taka fars\u00edmann me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6353,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2008"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5834"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6394,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5834\/revisions\/6394"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}