\u00c9g get bara sagt O.M.G. Hitinn h\u00e9r h\u00e6kkar me\u00f0 hverjum deginum og er sennilega kominn \u00ed 35 gr\u00e1\u00f0ur n\u00fana. \u00cd fors\u00e6lu. \u00dea\u00f0 er erfitt a\u00f0 vera \u00ed f\u00f6tum og ma\u00f0ur er eins og gatasigti \u00fear sem allur v\u00f6kvi sem ma\u00f0ur l\u00e6tur ofan \u00ed sig rennur samstundis \u00fat \u00far l\u00edkamanum. Svitaba\u00f0 er eina or\u00f0i\u00f0 sem er til yfir svona a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
F\u00f3r um daginn \u00ed Benidorm. \u00dea\u00f0 er s\u00e1 mesti \u201clow class\u201d fer\u00f0amannasta\u00f0ur sem \u00e9g hef \u00e1 \u00e6vinni komi\u00f0 til. Lj\u00f3t og sk\u00edtug h\u00e1h\u00fdsi sem sum standa eins og prik tuttugu til \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00edu h\u00e6\u00f0ir upp \u00ed lofti\u00f0. Allt \u00fair og gr\u00fair af tatt\u00f3veru\u00f0um Bretum syngjandi f\u00f3tboltas\u00f6ngva \u00edkl\u00e6ddir f\u00f3tboltatreyjum. Inn \u00e1 milli eru einstaka gamalmenni sem manni finnst ekki alveg passa inn \u00ed g\u00f6tumyndina. Veitingasta\u00f0ir \u00e1 hverju str\u00e1i og K\u00ednverjarnir b\u00fanir a\u00f0 yfirtaka tusku og skranb\u00fa\u00f0irnar sem eru \u00fat um allt me\u00f0 t\u00edu skrefa millibili. \u00dearna \u00feramma\u00f0i \u00e9g um \u00ed nokkra klukkut\u00edma \u00e1\u00f0ur en loksins var h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 finna mats\u00f6lusta\u00f0 til a\u00f0 setjast \u00e1. Mats\u00f6lusta\u00f0urinn var Pizza Hut og maturinn \u00fear s\u00e1 d\u00fdrasti \u00e1 Sp\u00e1ni hinga\u00f0 til.
\n\u00cd g\u00e6r f\u00f3r dagurinn a\u00f0 mestu \u00ed a\u00f0 liggja \u00ed leti og fylgjast me\u00f0 \u00f6llum \u201chv\u00edtingjunum\u201d sem komu \u00e1 fimmtudaginn, vi\u00f0 s\u00edna daglegu i\u00f0ju. Liggja \u00ed s\u00f3lba\u00f0i. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst \u00feau svol\u00edti\u00f0 aumkunarver\u00f0 \u00feessi grey, svona hv\u00edt og f\u00f6l. \u00c9g er a.m.k. or\u00f0inn br\u00fann \u00ed framan og hendurnar d\u00f6kkna meir og meir me\u00f0 hverjum degi. \u00deetta endar sennilega \u00feannig a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g fer \u00ed a\u00f0 bera \u00e1 grindverkin \u00ed gar\u00f0inum heima \u00feegar \u00e9g kem til baka \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 vera \u00ed hv\u00edtum h\u00f6nskum til a\u00f0 vita hvar hendurnar eru.<\/p>\n
Reyndar kom upp sm\u00e1 atvik \u00ed g\u00e6r, svona eitt af \u00feessum sem gera fer\u00f0 eins og \u00feessa eftirminnilega. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 elda h\u00e1degismat svona upp \u00far kl. 14.00. Steikti beikon og egg me\u00f0 danskri d\u00f3saskinku sem kostar n\u00e1nast ekkert h\u00e9rna. \u00c9g sendi s\u00ed\u00f0an SMS til \u00d6llu sem \u00f3tr\u00falegt en satt, var \u00fati \u00ed gar\u00f0i \u00ed s\u00f3lba\u00f0i. Sag\u00f0i henni a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ru 5 m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00ed matinn. Stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar kemur Edda s\u00ed\u00f0an upp \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 og \u00e9g spyr hana hvar mamma hennar s\u00e9. H\u00fan var\u00f0 hissa, h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri komin. Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g taldi a\u00f0 Alla v\u00e6ri l\u00edklega a\u00f0 fara \u201cgar\u00f0gang\u201d \u00fe.e. tala vi\u00f0 alla sem b\u00faa \u00e1 fyrstu h\u00e6\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu. H\u00fan er v\u00f6n a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar h\u00fan fer \u00fat \u00ed gar\u00f0 og \u00far honum. \u00dea\u00f0 sem sagt l\u00ed\u00f0ur og b\u00ed\u00f0ur og \u00e9g er farinn a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e6 SMS fr\u00e1 \u00d6llu. \u00cd \u00fev\u00ed stendur \u201c\u00c6tlar\u00f0u a\u00f0 Opna!!\u201d \u00c9g opna hur\u00f0ina fram og gang og sendi til baka \u201c\u00dea\u00f0 er opi\u00f0\u201d.
\nStuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar er banka\u00f0 \u00e1 dyrnar og \u00fear er Alla komin rj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00ed framan.
\nH\u00fan sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi veri\u00f0 b\u00fain a\u00f0 berja \u00e1 hur\u00f0ina \u00ed d\u00e1g\u00f3\u00f0a stund en enginn kom til dyra. \u00de\u00e1 bar\u00f0i h\u00fan fastar \u00e1 hur\u00f0ina og kalla\u00f0i \u201cT\u00f3ti! \u00c6tlar\u00f0u a\u00f0 opna hur\u00f0ina!\u201d \u00de\u00e1 opna\u00f0ist \u00f6nnur hur\u00f0 \u00e1 ganginum og ungur Sv\u00edi skaut \u00fat h\u00f6f\u00f0i me\u00f0 undrunarsvip \u00e1 andlitinu. Alla afsaka\u00f0i sig og brosti til hans \u00fear til hann loka\u00f0i hur\u00f0inni aftur. \u00de\u00e1 h\u00e9lt h\u00fan \u00e1fram a\u00f0 berja og kalla og svo f\u00f3r a\u00f0 ungi Sv\u00edinn kom aftur \u00ed hur\u00f0ag\u00e6ttina \u00e1 sinni \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 og enn og aftur afsaka\u00f0i Alla sig me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 segja: \u201cMy husband is in there\u201d. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00e1 sem h\u00fan \u00e1tta\u00f0i sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 n\u00fameri\u00f0 \u00e1 hur\u00f0inni sem h\u00fan haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 berja \u00e1 var 201 en ekki 301 eins og \u00e1 okkar hur\u00f0. H\u00fan var \u00e1 h\u00e6\u00f0inni fyrir ne\u00f0an okkur.
\nLaugardagurinn enda\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed grillveislu \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu \u00fear sem \u00c1lfhildi t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 kynnast n\u00fdju f\u00f3lki. N\u00fa er bara a\u00f0 vona a\u00f0 sunnudagurinn beri me\u00f0 s\u00e9r mikla br\u00fanku fyrir alla.<\/p>\n
150 a\u00f0fer\u00f0ir til a\u00f0 lifa af \u00ed sumarfr\u00edi \u00e1 Sp\u00e1ni me\u00f0 \u00feremur kaup\u00f3\u00f0um og s\u00f3ld\u00fdrkandi konum
\n2. \u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt aldrei undir nokkrum kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um l\u00e1ta \u00ed lj\u00f3s \u00f3sk um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti n\u00fa veri\u00f0 gaman a\u00f0 kaupa eins og einn f\u00f3tboltabol \u00ed b\u00e6num. Ef \u00fe\u00fa gerir \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 er alveg \u00e1 hreinu a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa endar me\u00f0 10 tuskur \u00ed poka(engin \u00feeirra er fyrir \u00feig), bl\u00f6\u00f0rur \u00e1 f\u00f3tunum og \u00feurran h\u00e1ls.
\nSeg\u00f0u \u00f6llum a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlir a\u00f0 skreppa \u00ed sm\u00e1 k\u00f6nnunarg\u00f6ngufer\u00f0 upp n\u00e6stu fjallshl\u00ed\u00f0. (Ef \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert fjall n\u00e1l\u00e6gt seg\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlir ni\u00f0ur \u00ed lobb\u00fd a\u00f0 k\u00edkja \u00ed m\u00f6ppuna fr\u00e1 fararstj\u00f3ranum til a\u00f0 athuga me\u00f0 kynnisfer\u00f0ir). Far\u00f0u s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00fat \u00ed n\u00e6stu tuskub\u00fa\u00f0, keyptu \u00feann bol sem \u00fe\u00e9r l\u00fdst vel \u00e1 og kl\u00e6ddu \u00feig \u00ed hann innundir \u00feann sem \u00fe\u00fa ert \u00ed. \u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa kemur til baka inn \u00e1 h\u00f3tel \u00fe\u00e1 setur \u00fe\u00fa bolinn ofan \u00ed pokann \u00fear sem \u00fe\u00fa geymir allar \u00f3hreinu n\u00e6rbuxurnar \u00fe\u00ednar.
\n\u00deannig getur \u00fe\u00fa keypt \u00fe\u00e9r einn tuskubol og komi\u00f0 honum heim \u00f3s\u00e9\u00f0um.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6382,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2008"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5825"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6393,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5825\/revisions\/6393"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}