S\u00f3larv\u00f6rninni er maka\u00f0 \u00e1 maga, l\u00e6ri, leggi, handleggi, andlit, bak og hvar \u00fear sem s\u00e9st \u00ed bert skinn. Stuttbuxurnar eru brettar eins langt upp \u00ed n\u00e1ra og m\u00f6gulegt er til a\u00f0 h\u00e1marka \u00fea\u00f0 sv\u00e6\u00f0i sem s\u00f3lin n\u00e6r til. Svona er \u00fats\u00fdni\u00f0 af sv\u00f6lunum.<\/p>\n
S\u00e9 konunni minni reyndar hvergi breg\u00f0a fyrir sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir a\u00f0 h\u00fan hefur fundi\u00f0 einhvern blett undir h\u00fasvegg h\u00f3telsins \u00fear sem s\u00f3lin er sterkari. Annars vakna\u00f0i h\u00fan klukkan 10.30 \u00ed morgun, f\u00e9kk s\u00e9r banana og settist \u00fat \u00e1 svalir hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u201cSit h\u00e9r \u00ed fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur\u201d sag\u00f0i h\u00fan upph\u00e1tt. \u00c9g var\u00f0 mj\u00f6g hissa og \u00feakka\u00f0i henni fyrir a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 dvelja me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00e1 sv\u00f6lunum \u00ed fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur. \u201cNei \u00e9g er a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kremi\u00f0 \u00feorni,\u201d svara\u00f0i h\u00fan me\u00f0 anna\u00f0 auga\u00f0 opi\u00f0 en hitt h\u00e1lf sofandi enn\u00fe\u00e1. Tveimur m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar leit h\u00fan \u00e1 klukkuna, opna\u00f0i hitt auga\u00f0 og hvarf \u00fat um dyrnar \u00e1 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni b\u00fain handkl\u00e6\u00f0i og t\u00f6sku fullri af illa lyktandi s\u00f3larol\u00edum og varnarkremum.
\nSatt a\u00f0 segja var \u00e9g bara h\u00e1lf feginn. F\u00e9kk svalirnar \u00fat af fyrir mig \u00fear sem \u00e9g gat breytt \u00far m\u00e9r undir s\u00f3linni me\u00f0 b\u00f3k vi\u00f0 h\u00f6nd og \u00feurfti ekki a\u00f0 standa upp til a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja neitt.<\/p>\n
\u00cd g\u00e6rkveldi eldu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Solomillo og kj\u00faklingabringur \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni handa 13 manns. Maturinn var fr\u00e1b\u00e6r og heppna\u00f0ist vel. Besta og \u00f3d\u00fdrasta m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0in til \u00feessa.
\nDagurinn haf\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 li\u00f0i\u00f0 venju samkv\u00e6mt, li\u00f0i\u00f0 l\u00e1 vi\u00f0 litla me\u00f0vitund undir s\u00f3linni h\u00e9r og \u00fear \u00ed gar\u00f0inum og enda\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 str\u00f6ndina \u00fear sem h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 rekast \u00e1 nota\u00f0an kl\u00f3settpapp\u00edr og t\u00fartappa svo f\u00e1tt s\u00e9 nefnt. \u00deegar \u00e9g var vinsamlega be\u00f0inn um a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00e1 str\u00f6ndina \u00ed fyrradag til a\u00f0 taka myndir s\u00e1 \u00e9g hvar strandgestir sn\u00fdttu s\u00e9r \u00ed fj\u00f6rubor\u00f0i\u00f0 og taldi \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir t\u00e6mdu nefi\u00f0 \u00fearna \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ru miklar l\u00edkur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir t\u00e6mdu eitthva\u00f0 fleira \u00far l\u00edkamanum \u00ed sj\u00f3inn. \u00dea\u00f0 er sko n\u00f3gu sl\u00e6mt a\u00f0 eiga \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00e6ttu a\u00f0 nota\u00f0ur kl\u00f3settpapp\u00edr vefjist um h\u00f6fu\u00f0 manns \u00ed sj\u00f3num \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur eigi \u00fea\u00f0 ekki l\u00edka \u00e1 h\u00e6ttu a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hori\u00f0 \u00far einhverjum upp \u00ed sig. \u00de\u00e1 er n\u00fa betra a\u00f0 vera \u00ed sundlauginni!<\/p>\n
Br\u00fankukeppninni fer n\u00fa senn a\u00f0 lj\u00faka og \u00fea\u00f0 er or\u00f0i\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 lj\u00f3st hver muni hreppa anna\u00f0 s\u00e6ti\u00f0 \u00e1 eftir m\u00e9r og \u00cdnu en vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum n\u00e1\u00f0 gr\u00ed\u00f0arlegum \u00e1rangri \u00ed a\u00f0 dekkja hina s\u00f6nnu og hv\u00edtu \u00edslensku h\u00fa\u00f0 okkar. Af hinu li\u00f0inu er Gunnar l\u00edklegastur til a\u00f0 hreppa ver\u00f0launin en hann er or\u00f0inn svo d\u00f6kkur a\u00f0 manni breg\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta honum \u00e1 g\u00f6ngum h\u00f3telsins a\u00f0 n\u00e6turl\u00e6gi. Um daginn h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 einhver hinna fj\u00f6lm\u00f6rgu svertingja sem vafra um g\u00f6tur Albir seljandi falsa\u00f0ar v\u00f6rur, v\u00e6ri kominn inn \u00e1 h\u00f3teli\u00f0. S\u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3 flj\u00f3tlega a\u00f0 \u00fear var bara Gunnar \u00e1 fer\u00f0 og varningurinn sem \u00e9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 selja var slatti af s\u00f3larol\u00edum og v\u00f6rnum. Reyndar var Gunnar endursk\u00fdr\u00f0ur \u00ed g\u00e6r \u00feegar systir hans nefndi hann \u201cFabio\u201d,<\/p>\n
N\u00fa eftir nokkrar m\u00edn\u00fatur hefur kvenf\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g skuli elta \u00fe\u00e6r inn til Benidorm \u00fear sem \u00e6tlunin er a\u00f0 heims\u00e6kja tuskub\u00fa\u00f0ir og f\u00e1 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed loknu. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 v\u00edst a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta mig vi\u00f0 \u00f6rl\u00f6g m\u00edn og reyna a\u00f0 taka \u00feeim eins og ma\u00f0ur. Kannski slepp \u00e9g \u00f3skadda\u00f0ur \u00e1 l\u00edkama fr\u00e1 \u00feessari fer\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 er spurning me\u00f0 ge\u00f0heilsuna?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6345,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2008"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5822"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6291,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5822\/revisions\/6291"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}