\u00dea\u00f0 er v\u00edst komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g stend \u00e1 gangst\u00e9tt \u00ed borg tatt\u00f3veru\u00f0u Bretanna, Benidorm. H\u00f3purinn samanstendur af m\u00e9r, \u00c1lfhildi, Sibbu, Eddu og R\u00f6gnu. Hryllingurinn er a\u00f0 hefjast. \u00c9g einn m\u00edns li\u00f0s me\u00f0 fj\u00f3rum kaup\u00f3\u00f0um konum \u00ed Benidorm \u00fear sem hver tuskub\u00fa\u00f0in rekur a\u00f0ra svo langt sem auga\u00f0 eigir. Hitinn er 32 gr\u00e1\u00f0ur og klukkan er 17.00<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 tekur g\u00f6ngufer\u00f0 \u00fear sem vi\u00f0koma er h\u00f6f\u00f0 \u00ed hverri einustu verslun vi\u00f0 g\u00f6tuna og endrum og eins \u00fearf a\u00f0 hlaupa yfir \u00e1 gangst\u00e9ttina hinumegin. Eftir tvo klukkut\u00edma er \u00e9g h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 muna hva\u00f0 \u00e9g heiti, svitinn \u00feekur allan l\u00edkamann fr\u00e1 toppi til t\u00e1ar og \u00e9g er kominn me\u00f0 st\u00f3ra bl\u00f6\u00f0ru \u00e1 litlu t\u00e1. Fengurinn er \u00fe\u00f3 ekki mikil hj\u00e1 kvend\u00fdrunum, nokkrir pokar me\u00f0 \u00f6rf\u00e1um tuskum. M\u00e9r var tilkynnt a\u00f0 taka \u00e6tti stefnuna inn \u00ed gamla b\u00e6inn en \u00fear v\u00e6ru sem sagt alv\u00f6ru verslanir, Sara, TopShop og a\u00f0rar svipa\u00f0ar hryllingsb\u00fa\u00f0ir. \u00c9g s\u00e1 \u00ed hendi m\u00e9r a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g \u00e6tti ekki a\u00f0 tapa \u00feeirri litlu aleigu sem \u00e9g \u00e6tti eftir, \u00fe\u00e1 yr\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 tefja t\u00edmann, helst \u00fea\u00f0 miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 yr\u00f0um a\u00f0 f\u00e1 okkur a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 n\u00e6\u00f0um \u00ed S\u00f6ru. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00e1g\u00e6tis m\u00f6guleiki \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00e6kist \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a klukkan 20.00.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g sag\u00f0i kvenf\u00f3lkinu \u00fev\u00ed \u00fearna \u00e1 sta\u00f0num a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g \u00e6tti ekki a\u00f0 detta ni\u00f0ur og drepast \u00far of\u00feornun \u00fe\u00e1 yr\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 f\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 drekka. \u00c1 vegi okkar, eins og vin \u00ed ey\u00f0im\u00f6rk, var\u00f0 v\u00ednb\u00fa\u00f0 og fyrir utan hana st\u00f3\u00f0 k\u00f3ksj\u00e1lfsali sem seldi cola light \u00e1 ein evru. Ein evra fyrir k\u00f3kfl\u00f6sku \u00e1 Benidorm er gjafver\u00f0. Edda sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g skyldi sko ekki setja pening \u00ed sj\u00e1lfsalann. \u00c9g myndi alveg \u00f6rugglega ekki f\u00e1 neitt til baka. \u00c9g hl\u00f3 bara a\u00f0 henni, setti eina evru \u00ed og viti menn, \u00e9g f\u00e9kk ekkert \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. Alveg sama \u00e1 hva\u00f0a takka \u00e9g \u00fdtti. \u00c1lfhildur s\u00e1 a\u00f0 ekki var h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta sig vi\u00f0 svona sv\u00ednar\u00ed, \u00f3\u00f0 inn \u00ed v\u00ednb\u00fa\u00f0ina og s\u00f3tti afgrei\u00f0slumann sem kom me\u00f0 lykla, opna\u00f0i sj\u00e1lfsalann og \u00e9g f\u00e9kk mitt k\u00f3k. \u00deegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 hella \u00far fl\u00f6skunni ofan \u00ed \u00feurran h\u00e1lsinn s\u00e1 \u00e9g hvar \u00c1lfhildur storma\u00f0i aftur inn \u00ed v\u00ednb\u00fa\u00f0ina segjandi upph\u00e1tt: \u201cKannski get \u00e9g keypt T\u00f3pas fl\u00f6sku h\u00e9rna\u201d. Dan\u00edel haf\u00f0i be\u00f0i\u00f0 hana um a\u00f0 kaupa T\u00f3pas \u00ed fr\u00edh\u00f6fninni en \u00c1lfhildur var b\u00fain a\u00f0 heyra mig tala um hva\u00f0 allt brenniv\u00edn v\u00e6ri \u00f3d\u00fdrt \u00e1 Sp\u00e1ni og s\u00e1 s\u00e9r gott til gl\u00f3\u00f0arinnar.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g reyndi a\u00f0 kalla \u00e1 eftir henni a\u00f0 \u00fear sem T\u00f3pas v\u00e6ri n\u00fa \u00edslenskt v\u00edn, v\u00e6ri ekki m\u00f6guleiki \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kaupa \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed einhverri v\u00ednb\u00fa\u00f0 \u00ed Benidorm. H\u00fan heyr\u00f0i ekki i m\u00e9r heldur storma\u00f0i hvern ganginn \u00e1 f\u00e6tur \u00f6\u00f0rum inni \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni \u00e1\u00f0ur en h\u00fan sneri s\u00e9r a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0slukonunni og spur\u00f0i: \u201cDo you have Topas? It is a vine in a bottle.\u201d \u00deegar \u00fearna var komi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu og afgrei\u00f0slukonan var b\u00fain a\u00f0 gretta sig einu sinni haf\u00f0i \u00e9g n\u00e1\u00f0 a\u00f0 kyngja sopanum af k\u00f3kinu og komast \u00ed dyrag\u00e6ttina \u00e1 b\u00fa\u00f0inni \u00fear sem \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00feau afdrifar\u00edku mist\u00f6k a\u00f0 kalla: \u201cAlla, ertu stupid. T\u00f3pas er \u00edslenskt v\u00edn.\u201d \u00c1lfhildur afsaka\u00f0i sig brosandi og gekk \u00fat \u00far b\u00fa\u00f0inni en augnar\u00e1\u00f0i\u00f0 sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk er ekki prenth\u00e6ft. Stupid er nefnilega or\u00f0 sem meira a\u00f0 segja Sp\u00e1nverjar vita hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir.
\n\u00dea\u00f0 sem mestu skipti var a\u00f0 m\u00e9r t\u00f3kst \u00fearna a\u00f0 tefja t\u00edmann n\u00f3gu lengi til a\u00f0 sleppa vi\u00f0 S\u00f6ru og TopShop, vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0u\u00f0um \u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0u \u00edt\u00f6lsku veitingah\u00fasi og sko\u00f0u\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00f0an mannl\u00edfi\u00f0 \u00ed Benidorm fram a\u00f0 mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti \u00feegar h\u00e9ldum heim \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00ed sveitina okkar \u00ed Albir.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00e1 h\u00f3teli\u00f0 var komi\u00f0 hittum vi\u00f0 Gunnar sem sag\u00f0i okkur fr\u00e1 hinu \u201cmikla\u201d \u00e1reiti sem h\u00f3purinn hefur or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir af h\u00f6ndum eiganda h\u00f3telsins sem heitir Antonio. Hann er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 gera okkur alveg geggju\u00f0 v\u00e6landi \u00ed okkur yfir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0um l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu og hvort vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlum n\u00fa ekki a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a s\u00ed\u00f0ast kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu hj\u00e1 honum. Hann sag\u00f0ist mundu elda m\u00f6ndlufyllt lambal\u00e6ri handa okkur. \u00c1 annars f\u00ednu h\u00f3teli er \u00feetta b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera ofbo\u00f0slega lei\u00f0inlegt og n\u00e1lgast \u00e1reiti. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum a\u00f0 v\u00edsu bor\u00f0a\u00f0 h\u00e9r \u00ed tv\u00f6 skipti en viljum flest fara \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a og sko\u00f0a mannl\u00edfi\u00f0 fyrir utan a\u00f0 okkur langar ekkert til a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a lambal\u00e6ri \u00e1 Sp\u00e1ni. Gunnar hefur or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir mesta \u00e1reitinu fr\u00e1 karlinum en bjargar s\u00e9r alltaf \u00fat \u00far m\u00e1lunum me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 segja karlinum a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 s\u00e1 sem \u00f6llu r\u00e1\u00f0i \u00ed h\u00f3pnum \u00ed sambandi vi\u00f0 mat og sl\u00edkt. (\u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki r\u00e9tt!!) Karlinn vir\u00f0ist s\u00ed\u00f0an ekki \u201c\u00feora\u201d a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 mig \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef sloppi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 mesta \u00e1reiti\u00f0. Hann ba\u00f0 \u00feannig \u00c1lfhildi um a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 mig til a\u00f0 athuga hvort vi\u00f0 vildum n\u00fa ekki bor\u00f0a hj\u00e1 honum s\u00ed\u00f0asta kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g m\u00e1 n\u00fa ekki vera a\u00f0 \u00feessu lengur, \u00fearf a\u00f0 dr\u00edfa mig \u00fat i gar\u00f0 e\u00f0a ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 str\u00f6nd til a\u00f0 baka mig \u00ed s\u00f3linni \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g legg af sta\u00f0 heim. \u00c9g var nefnilega a\u00f0 fatta \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 misnota fr\u00edi\u00f0 mitt og ey\u00f0a \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed b\u00f6lva\u00f0a vitleysu vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 lesa og skrifa. \u00dea\u00f0 vita allir venjulegir \u00edslendingar a\u00f0 \u00e1 Sp\u00e1ni \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 liggja \u00ed s\u00f3lba\u00f0i fr\u00e1 s\u00f3laruppr\u00e1s til s\u00f3lseturs. Annars er bara eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 manni!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6382,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2008"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5819"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6292,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5819\/revisions\/6292"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}