{"id":5816,"date":"2011-03-22T12:57:58","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T12:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hvitur.com\/?p=5816"},"modified":"2021-04-16T20:26:09","modified_gmt":"2021-04-16T20:26:09","slug":"lundur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/2011\/03\/22\/lundur\/","title":{"rendered":"Lundur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd lok mars m\u00e1na\u00f0ar 2011 h\u00e9ldum vi\u00f0 Alla \u00e1samt Eddu \u00de\u00f3runni til Lundar \u00ed Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 a\u00f0 heims\u00e6kja J\u00f3a og Gu\u00f0r\u00fanu og undislegu \u00f6mmu og afa stelpurnar okkar \u00fe\u00e6r \u00cdrenu R\u00fan og \u00c1stu Silv\u00edu. Vi\u00f0 flugum til Kaupmannahafnar \u00fea\u00f0an sem vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 taka lest til Lundar.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"lead\">Eftir a\u00f0 hafa keypt lestarmi\u00f0a til Lundar \u00e1 Kastrup h\u00e9ldum vi\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 lestarst\u00f6\u00f0ina undir flugvellinum. \u00c1 skiltunum \u00e1 lestarst\u00f6\u00f0inni var hvergi minnst \u00e1 lest til Lundar og \u00fear sem \u00e9g var ekki viss hvort \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 taka lestina til Malm\u00f6 \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed J\u00f3a og spyrja hann. \u00de\u00e1 gefur ensk kona sig \u00e1 tal vi\u00f0 okkur og segist vera a\u00f0 fara til Landskrona en \u00fea\u00f0 er sama lesti sem fer \u00feanga\u00f0 og til Lundar. Konan var me\u00f0 l\u00edtinn bakpoka \u00e1 bakinu og blindrastaf \u00ed annarri hendi. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa loks komist a\u00f0 ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u um hva\u00f0a lest vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum a\u00f0 taka sn\u00fdr Alla s\u00e9r a\u00f0 konunni og spyr:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eWhat are you doing in Sweden? Are you going to walk?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eWalk? No why do you ask?\u201c Svarar s\u00fa enska<br \/>\n\u201eNo, because you have a stick\u201c. Segir Alla og g\u00fdtur augunum \u00e1 blindrastafinn sem konan heldur \u00e1.<br \/>\n\u201eOh, no it is my sight. I can\u00b4t see very well.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eOh, sorry. You are blind.\u201c Segir Alla og brosir afsakandi.<br \/>\n\u201eNo not blind. Just can\u00b4t see very well with this eye.\u201c Svarar enska konan og bendir \u00e1 anna\u00f0 auga\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r.<br \/>\n\u00deegar \u00fearna var komi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu var \u00e9g \u00feegar \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni a\u00f0 n\u00e6sta stoppistaur \u00e1 brautarst\u00f6\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6397,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2011"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5816"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6398,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5816\/revisions\/6398"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}