\u00c9g \u00e1 bara eitt l\u00fdsingaror\u00f0 til a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa fer\u00f0inni \u00e1 Regal Princess hinga\u00f0 til. \u201e\u00d3l\u00fdsanlega geggja\u00f0\u201c.
\nMi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Barcelona \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i \u00e9g n\u00fa alveg s\u00e6tt mig vi\u00f0 fellih\u00fdsi \u00e1 Skagastr\u00f6nd e\u00f0a jafnvel h\u00f3tel \u00e1 Benidorm.<\/p>\n
Ef \u00e9g fer \u00ed fer\u00f0alag og s\u00e9 tatt\u00f3veru\u00f0um bretum breg\u00f0a fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 VEIT \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki \u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0um sta\u00f0 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur mi\u00f0ar vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0a \u201estandard\u201c ma\u00f0ur vill hafa \u00e1 fer\u00f0al\u00f6gum. \u00deegar ma\u00f0ur fer me\u00f0 fellih\u00fdsi \u00e1 Skagastr\u00f6nd \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hafa me\u00f0fer\u00f0is auka tjaldh\u00e6la til a\u00f0 festa allt ni\u00f0ur og n\u00f3g af brj\u00f3stbirtu til a\u00f0 t\u00edminn l\u00ed\u00f0i eins flj\u00f3tt og m\u00f6gulegt er. \u00deegar ma\u00f0ur fer \u00e1 Benidorm (borg tatt\u00f3veru\u00f0u bretanna) \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hafa me\u00f0 s\u00e9r g\u00f3\u00f0 s\u00f3lgleraugu, helst mj\u00f6g d\u00f6kk svo a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur sj\u00e1i eins l\u00edti\u00f0 og m\u00f6gulegt er, sterka s\u00f3larv\u00f6rn og a\u00f0eins meira af brj\u00f3stbirtu en \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur fer \u00e1 Skagastr\u00f6nd. Reyndar \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur ekki a\u00f0 hafa hana me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00e1 Benidorm heldur kaupir hana bara \u00e1 sta\u00f0num fyrir l\u00edti\u00f0 sem ekki neitt. \u00de\u00e1 getur ma\u00f0ur bara sest \u00fat \u00e1 svalir og veri\u00f0 h\u00e1lf me\u00f0vitundarlaus \u00ed allt a\u00f0 viku \u00e1 me\u00f0an Alla s\u00fdgur s\u00f3lina.<\/p>\n
H\u00e9r \u00e1 Regal Princess \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur ekki neitt. \u00dea\u00f0 er allt til sta\u00f0ar og \u00fev\u00edl\u00edkt og anna\u00f0 eins. \u00c9g er enn\u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 spyrja mig a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hvers vegna \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum \u00e9g hafi ekki fari\u00f0 fyrr \u00ed svona fer\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er alveg \u00f3r\u00falegt \u00ed raun. \u00dea\u00f0 getur vel veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 kosti a\u00f0eins meira en a\u00f0 fara til Benidorm og l\u00edklega minna en a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 Skagastr\u00f6nd en \u00fea\u00f0 er hverrar einustu kr\u00f3nu vir\u00f0i. \u00c9g k\u00fds a\u00f0 kalla skipi\u00f0 flj\u00f3tandi h\u00f3tel, enda er \u00fea\u00f0 ekkert anna\u00f0. Og \u00feetta er a\u00f0 minnsta kosti 6 stj\u00f6rnu ef ekki meira. \u00cd kv\u00f6ld \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Alla a\u00f0 fara bara og f\u00e1 okkur p\u00edtsu \u00e1 einum af \u00edt\u00f6lsku st\u00f6\u00f0unum h\u00e9r og \u00fea\u00f0 var eins og allt anna\u00f0 alveg meirih\u00e1ttar. S\u00ed\u00f0an l\u00e1 lei\u00f0in \u00ed leikh\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 horf\u00f0um \u00e1 h\u00e1lft\u00edma langt Sinatra show og a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed loknu skelltum vi\u00f0 okkur \u00ed n\u00e6turkl\u00fabbinn og \u00e1 Churchill bar. Churchill bar er svona vindla bar \u00fear sem ma\u00f0ur getur keypt s\u00e9r h\u00e1g\u00e6\u00f0a vindla fyrir k og k. \u00dear er l\u00edka h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 nj\u00f3ta \u00feeirra.
\n\u00deetta kv\u00f6ld var \u00fej\u00f3nninn \u00e1 barnum \u00ed miklu stu\u00f0i og \u00feegar hann var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra okkur drykk n\u00famer eitthva\u00f0 sem \u00e9g man ekki \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00f3k hann kvittunina sem \u00e9g l\u00e9t hann hafa, v\u00f6\u00f0la\u00f0i henni saman fyrir framan nefi\u00f0 \u00e1 okkur og breytti henni \u00ed dollarase\u00f0il. \u00dearna \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g n\u00fa a\u00f0 smakka aftur \u00e1 kokteilnum m\u00ednum til a\u00f0 fullvissa mig um a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri ekkert of sterkur. \u00cd n\u00e6sta skipti sem \u00fej\u00f3nninn \u00fej\u00f3nusta\u00f0i okkur sag\u00f0i hann \u201esj\u00e1i\u00f0 mig\u201c. Og viti menn. Hann ba\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fat h\u00f6ndunum eins og fugl og lyftist svona 10 sentimetra upp af g\u00f3lfinu. \u00deetta er alveg dagsatt. \u00c9g t\u00e9kka\u00f0i n\u00fana l\u00edka \u00e1 kokteilnum hennar \u00d6llu og sl\u00f3 sj\u00e1lfan mig utanundir en \u00fea\u00f0 breytt ekki neinu. \u00dej\u00f3nninn haf\u00f0i flogi\u00f0. Eftir fr\u00e1b\u00e6ra kv\u00f6ldskemmtun h\u00e9ldum vi\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an gangandi til h\u00edb\u00fdla okkar og ger\u00f0um stuttan stans \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni. \u00dear ger\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feau svakalegu mist\u00f6k a\u00f0 l\u00e1na \u00d6llu kveikjarann minn. Og viti menn eins og fyrir t\u00f6frabr\u00f6g\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 hvarf kveikjarinn \u00ed heilu lagi og \u00e9g hef ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 hann s\u00ed\u00f0an.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6102,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2014"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5813"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6408,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5813\/revisions\/6408"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}