Svitinn lak ni\u00f0ur enni\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r og rann mj\u00faklega ni\u00f0ur nefi\u00f0 \u00fear sem hann breiddi \u00far s\u00e9r og fl\u00e6ddi yfir b\u00e6\u00f0i augun. \u00c9g teyg\u00f0i mig \u00ed handkl\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 sem l\u00e1 \u00e1 bekknum vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina m\u00e9r, t\u00f3k af m\u00e9r s\u00f3lgleraugun og \u00feerra\u00f0i svitann. Hitinn \u00ed Napol\u00ed \u00ed dag er 28 \u00b0C en \u00ed s\u00f3linni er hann l\u00edklega n\u00e6r 40 gr\u00e1\u00f0um.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g setti s\u00f3lgleraugun \u00e1 mig og leit \u00e1 \u00d6llu sem l\u00e1 h\u00e1lf me\u00f0vitundarlaus \u00e1 bekknum vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u201eEr \u00e9g nokku\u00f0 rau\u00f0 \u00ed andlitinu?\u201c Muldra\u00f0i h\u00fan me\u00f0 anna\u00f0 auga\u00f0 opi\u00f0. \u00c9g leit \u00e1 andliti\u00f0 \u00e1 henni og gat hvergi s\u00e9\u00f0 rau\u00f0an blett \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. Liturinn var l\u00edkari \u00feeim sem ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur opnar d\u00f3s me\u00f0 br\u00fanum sk\u00f3\u00e1bur\u00f0i. \u201eNei,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201eViltu eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 drekka?\u201c \u201eJ\u00e1 kannski k\u00f3k,\u201c svara\u00f0i h\u00fan. \u00c9g r\u00e9tti upp a\u00f0ra h\u00f6ndina og \u00fej\u00f3nninn var m\u00e6ttur til okkar \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta hana s\u00edga. \u201eAnything for you sir?\u201c Spur\u00f0i hann brosandi. \u201eYes I would like one large Stella and she would like one diet cola,\u201c svara\u00f0i \u00e9g um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g leit \u00e1 \u00fari\u00f0 mitt. Klukkan var a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a \u00ferj\u00fa eftir h\u00e1degi \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var kominn t\u00edmi til a\u00f0 skipta \u00far vatninu yfir \u00ed eitthva\u00f0 kr\u00f6ftugra.<\/p>\n
\u00dej\u00f3nninn hvarf \u00e1 braut og \u00e9g \u00feurrka\u00f0i meiri svita af andlitinu. \u00deetta var n\u00e6stum \u00fev\u00ed \u00f3b\u00e6rilega erfitt. A\u00f0 liggja svona \u00e1 s\u00f3larbekk me\u00f0 \u00fats\u00fdni yfir Napol\u00ed og gera ekki neitt nema j\u00fa a\u00f0 bera \u00e1 sig s\u00f3larv\u00f6rn, lesa og drekka eitthva\u00f0 kalt. \u00c1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g haf\u00f0i t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 \u00feurrka svitann af bringunni var \u00fej\u00f3nninn m\u00e6ttur me\u00f0 drykkina okkar \u00e1 bakka. Hann lag\u00f0i fullt bj\u00f3rglasi\u00f0 \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 m\u00e9r og sag\u00f0i \u201ehere you are sir\u201c, og lag\u00f0i klakafullt glas \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 \u00d6llu og fyllti \u00fea\u00f0 af sykurlausu coca cola. \u201ehere you are madame,\u201c sag\u00f0i hann og Alla svara\u00f0i um h\u00e6l: \u201eThank you darling, nei \u00e9g meina thank you.\u201c \u00dej\u00f3nninn var horfinn \u00e1 braut til a\u00f0 sinna einhverjum \u00f6\u00f0rum gestum.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 skipinu eru 1.400 starfsmenn og \u00fear af eru 290 sem sj\u00e1 um a\u00f0 elda ofan \u00ed far\u00feegana. \u00c9g hef ekki hugmynd um hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eru margir \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3nustust\u00f6rfum en \u00feeir eru ansi margir. Starfsf\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00e1 skipinu er af \u00f6llum \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ernum en \u00feess er geti\u00f0 \u00e1 nafnspj\u00f6ldunum sem \u00feau bera hva\u00f0an \u00feau eru.
\nEftir a\u00f0 hafa legi\u00f0 s\u00f3linni fr\u00e1 klukkan 10-16 (Alla. \u00c9g var ekki svona lengi), skelltum vi\u00f0 okkur \u00ed l\u00edkamsr\u00e6ktina og \u00e6tlum s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 hv\u00edla okkur a\u00f0eins fyrir kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega heilmikil vinna a\u00f0 liggja \u00ed s\u00f3lba\u00f0i, tro\u00f0a ofan \u00ed sig mat og bj\u00f3r og gera ekki neitt allan daginn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6134,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2014"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5807"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6404,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5807\/revisions\/6404"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}