\u00c9g svaf yfir mig \u00ed dag og vakna\u00f0i ekki fyrr en um h\u00e1lf n\u00edu. \u00c9g byrja\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 vekja \u00d6llu me\u00f0 litlum \u00e1rangri \u00feanga\u00f0 til \u00e9g fatta\u00f0i a\u00f0 segja vi\u00f0 hana \u201eAlla m\u00edn. S\u00f3l.\u201c \u00de\u00e1 spratt h\u00fan strax fram \u00far r\u00faminu.<\/p>\n
Svona getur ma\u00f0ur n\u00fa veri\u00f0 vitlaus stundum. \u00c1 me\u00f0an Alla f\u00f3r a\u00f0 sparsla \u00e1 s\u00e9r andliti\u00f0 ger\u00f0i \u00e9g hei\u00f0arlega tilraun til a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 kveikjaranum sem h\u00fan hafi\u00f0 l\u00e1ti\u00f0 hverfa kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur, las s\u00ed\u00f0an nokkra kafla og horfi\u00f0 \u00e1 einn \u00fe\u00e1tt af CSI \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu. \u00de\u00e1 loks var m\u00edn kl\u00e1r og vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum af sta\u00f0 upp \u00e1 16 h\u00e6\u00f0 \u00fear sem morgunver\u00f0arhla\u00f0bor\u00f0i\u00f0 er til sta\u00f0ar. \u00dear lenti \u00e9g \u00ed \u00fev\u00edl\u00edkum vandr\u00e6\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 velja \u00e1 diskinn minn. \u00c9g gat vali\u00f0 um \u00f3teljandi tegundir af brau\u00f0i, \u00e1leggi og \u00e1v\u00f6xtum en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki alveg minn kaffibolli \u00ed \u00feessari fer\u00f0. \u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed salinn sem geymir alv\u00f6ru morgunmat. \u00dear gat \u00e9g vali\u00f0 um enskt e\u00f0a amer\u00edsk bacon, nokkrar tegundir af eggjak\u00f6kum, steikt og hr\u00e6r\u00f0 egg \u00ed nokkrum \u00fatg\u00e1fum, kart\u00f6fluklatta, steiktar kart\u00f6flur, nokkrar tegundir af pylsum og a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u baka\u00f0ar baunir. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 bara a\u00f0 fara einf\u00f6ldustu lei\u00f0ina og smakka \u00e1 \u00feessu \u00f6llu. Alla f\u00e9kk s\u00e9r hins vegar j\u00f3g\u00fart og mel\u00f3nur sem m\u00e9r finnst bara fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt hj\u00e1 henni. \u00c9g sty\u00f0 hana heilshugar \u00ed a\u00f0 fara n\u00fa varlega \u00ed \u00feessum allsn\u00e6gtum matar. \u00dea\u00f0 borgar sig ekki fyrir hana a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a of miklu \u00ed sig.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00fain me\u00f0 morgunmatinn skruppum vi\u00f0 \u00e1 sta\u00f0inn okkar sem er aftast \u00e1 skipinu \u00e1 16 h\u00e6\u00f0. \u00dear er l\u00edtil laug, s\u00f3lbekkir, bar me\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3ni og \u00fear er leyfilegt a\u00f0 eitra. \u00dea\u00f0 var ekki miki\u00f0 um manninn \u00e1 skipinu \u00ed morgun enda f\u00f3ru 2.000 manns fr\u00e1 bor\u00f0i \u00ed sko\u00f0unarfer\u00f0ir og unglingarnir l\u00edka. \u00dea\u00f0 er eiginlega \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem kemur m\u00e9r \u00e1 \u00f3vart \u00ed \u00feessari fer\u00f0. Hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eru margir unglingar \u00e1 skipinu. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i n\u00fa vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan mig \u00ed g\u00e6r \u00fea\u00f0 sama og br\u00f3\u00f0ir minn segir um \u00fatlendingana sem heims\u00e6kja \u00cdslanda. \u201e\u00deetta fl\u00e6\u00f0ir um allt h\u00e9r eins og engisprettur.\u201c \u00c9g hitti reyndar roskinn sk\u00f6ll\u00f3ttan amer\u00edkana \u00ed lyftunni \u00ed g\u00e6r og hann haf\u00f0i \u00feetta um m\u00e1li\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja: \u201eYou might think this is a xxxxxxx Disney tour?\u201c
\nJ\u00e6ja, \u00e9g var n\u00fdb\u00fainn a\u00f0 drekka kaffi og f\u00e1 m\u00e9r ferskt loft \u00feegar m\u00edn dr\u00f3 mig \u00e1 f\u00e6tur og inn \u00ed loka\u00f0 herbergi inn af \u00feessum draumasta\u00f0 okkar \u00e1 16 h\u00e6\u00f0inni. M\u00e9r br\u00e1 \u00ed br\u00fan \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g var kominn inn \u00ed l\u00edkamsr\u00e6ktarsal af fullkomnustu ger\u00f0. \u201eN\u00fana brennum vi\u00f0 matnum.\u201c sag\u00f0i m\u00edn eins og \u00e9g \u00feurfi n\u00fa a\u00f0 brenna einhverju, ma\u00f0ur sem labbar \u00ed vinnuna \u00e1 hverjum einasta dagi. \u00c9g l\u00e9t samt til lei\u00f0ast og pr\u00f3fa\u00f0i hlaupabretti\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 var n\u00fa bara p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 e\u00f0a \u00f6r-\u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 gaman og f\u00f3r \u00e9g r\u00fama eina m\u00edlu \u00e1 g\u00f6nguskokki. Gott ef \u00e9g pr\u00f3fa \u00feetta ekki einu sinni enn?<\/p>\n
\u00c9g f\u00f3r s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00fat \u00ed s\u00f3lina, anda\u00f0i a\u00f0 m\u00e9r ferska loftinu og f\u00e9kk m\u00e9r eitthva\u00f0 kalt a\u00f0 drekka \u00e1 me\u00f0an Alla dj\u00f6fla\u00f0ist \u00ed r\u00e6ktinni. M\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 alveg fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt hva\u00f0 h\u00fan er dugleg a\u00f0 pu\u00f0a \u00ed r\u00e6ktinni \u00feessi elska enda ekki van\u00fe\u00f6rf \u00e1. \u00deessu n\u00e6st var s\u00f3lba\u00f0i\u00f0 undirb\u00fai\u00f0 me\u00f0 tilheyrandi s\u00f3larvarnarsmurningi. \u00dea\u00f0 er eiginlega mesta pu\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed fer\u00f0inni a\u00f0 maka \u00feessum v\u00f6kva \u00e1 sig. \u00dea\u00f0 er kannsi \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem vantar \u00e1 \u00feetta skip a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur f\u00e1i \u00feessa \u00fej\u00f3nustu um lei\u00f0 og ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r margar\u00edtuna \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 s\u00f3lbekknum?
\n\u00dear sem fer\u00f0 til R\u00f3mar er fyrirhugu\u00f0 \u00e1 morgun, m\u00e1nudag, var \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka kv\u00f6ldmatinn \u00e1 hla\u00f0bor\u00f0ssta\u00f0num \u00e1 16 h\u00e6\u00f0. \u00dear var \u00feema kv\u00f6ldsins matur fr\u00e1 As\u00edu en \u00e9g sleppti \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00d6llu vita af \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g hl\u00f3\u00f0 diskinn minn me\u00f0 10 r\u00e9ttum, f\u00e9kk m\u00e9r s\u00e6ti og panta\u00f0i m\u00e9r hv\u00edtv\u00edn. \u00c9g s\u00e1 \u00d6llu tils\u00fdndar \u00ferammandi um salinn me\u00f0 uppgjafarsvip \u00e1 andlitinu. H\u00fan kom loksins a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu me\u00f0 eina sk\u00e1l sem \u00ed voru franskar kart\u00f6flur og \u00ferj\u00e1r makkar\u00f3nur me\u00f0 osti. „H\u00e9r er ekkert \u00e6tt til“ sag\u00f0i h\u00fan og gretti sig. Fr\u00f6nskurnar voru eini maturinn sem henni leyst \u00e1 en h\u00fan \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka \u00e1 makkar\u00f3nunum af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 henni finnst pasta gott eins og krakkarnir okkar \u00feekkja. \u00c9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0ra fer\u00f0 og fyllti \u00e1 diskinn en Alla l\u00e9t s\u00e9r franskarnar duga \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. N\u00e6st l\u00e1 lei\u00f0 okkar \u00ed leikh\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um h\u00e1lft\u00edma s\u00f6ngleikjasj\u00f3v sem var var hreint \u00fat sagt fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt. S\u00ed\u00f0an k\u00edktum vi\u00f0 inn \u00e1 Churchill bar en \u00fear haf\u00f0i \u00fej\u00f3nninn (t\u00f6frama\u00f0urinn) lofa\u00f0 okkur kveikjar en \u00fea\u00f0 er, \u00f3tr\u00falegt en satt, ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 kaupa kveikjara \u00e1 skipinu. \u00cd fyrram\u00e1li\u00f0 byrja n\u00fd \u00e6vint\u00fdri me\u00f0 9 klukkustunda fer\u00f0 til R\u00f3mar. \u00c9g \u00e1tti reyndar eftir a\u00f0 kanna \u00fea\u00f0 en \u00e9g vona a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i engar tuskub\u00fa\u00f0ir \u00e1 vegi okkar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6406,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2014"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5801"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6407,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5801\/revisions\/6407"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}