Hi\u00f0 lang\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0a fer\u00f0alag \u00e1 vit \u00e6vint\u00fdranna \u00ed siglingu um mi\u00f0jar\u00f0arhafi\u00f0 me\u00f0 stuttu stoppi \u00ed Barcelona er n\u00fa loksins hafi\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er reyndar l\u00f6ngu hafi\u00f0 \u00fear sem n\u00fana erum vi\u00f0 \u00e1 lei\u00f0 til Toulon \u00ed Frakklandi. \u00c9g var\u00f0 bara fyrir svo miklu sjokki \u00feegar \u00e9g kom til Barcelona a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat ekki sest ni\u00f0ur fyrr og byrja\u00f0 \u00e1 fer\u00f0as\u00f6gunni.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 leig\u00f0um okkur nefnilega \u201epenthouse\u201c \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 \u00ed Barcelona. \u00cdb\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 tveimur sv\u00f6lum og alles til a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri n\u00fa alveg \u00e1 hreinu a\u00f0 ekki einn einasti s\u00f3lardropi f\u00e6ri til spillis. \u00c9g s\u00e6tti mig strax vi\u00f0 svalirnar \u00fear sem \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ru miklar l\u00edkur \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g slyppi vi\u00f0 b\u00fa\u00f0arr\u00e1p sem er eitt \u00fea\u00f0 versta sem \u00e9g get hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 lenda \u00ed. Vi\u00f0 komuna \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina leist m\u00e9r frekar illa \u00e1 blikuna. \u00cdb\u00fa\u00f0in einhverssta\u00f0ar \u00fati \u00ed rassgati og kl\u00f3aklyktin m\u00e6tti manni \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur gekk inn. \u00c9g var bara svo \u00fereyttur a\u00f0 \u00e9g nennti ekki a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 svekkja mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed og \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00edmynda m\u00e9r bara a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri breskur fer\u00f0ama\u00f0ur \u00e1 Bendorm, \u00e1n tatt\u00fas. Svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i bara bj\u00f3rinn sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i keypt \u00ed fr\u00edh\u00f6fninni og f\u00f3r a\u00f0 sofa.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 fyrsta sem \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00feegar \u00e9g vakna\u00f0i n\u00e6sta morgunn var a\u00f0 fara \u00fat \u00e1 svalir og vir\u00f0a fyrir m\u00e9r hi\u00f0 st\u00f3rfenglega \u00fats\u00fdni sem m\u00e9r haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 lofa\u00f0 \u00ed augl\u00fdsingu um \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina og \u00e9g haf\u00f0i s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00e1vinning af \u00ed myrkrinu kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur. \u00dats\u00fdni\u00f0 var j\u00fa fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt en \u00e9g f\u00e9k strax \u00e1 tilfinninguna a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri staddur \u00ed L\u00edbanon e\u00f0a einhverju arabalandi. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem vanta\u00f0i var s\u00f6ngl fr\u00e1 einhverri moskunni. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00f3 huggun harmi gegn a\u00f0 mi\u00f0borg Barcelona blasti vi\u00f0 sem hilling \u00ed fjarska og \u00e9g var nokku\u00f0 viss um a\u00f0 h\u00fan Alla m\u00edn myndi ekki nenna a\u00f0 fer\u00f0ast \u00fat a\u00f0 sj\u00f3ndeildarhringnum \u00feegar s\u00f3lin skein svo glatt og s\u00f3larbekkirnir bi\u00f0u \u00e1 sv\u00f6lunum hinumegin. M\u00e9r var\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u ekki a\u00f0 \u00f3sk minni. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa legi\u00f0 h\u00e1lf me\u00f0vitundarlaus \u00e1 s\u00f3larbekknum \u00ed nokkra klukkut\u00edma reis m\u00edn upp og dr\u00f3 mig af sta\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6.
\nEftir langa g\u00f6ngu sem lauk me\u00f0 fimmt\u00e1n m\u00edn\u00fatna fer\u00f0alagi i leigub\u00edl sem var eki\u00f0 eins og rall\u00f6kut\u00e6ki \u00e1 milli m\u00f3torhj\u00f3la og trukka h\u00f3fst hryllingurinn.<\/p>\n
\u00deramm \u00ed 35 stiga hita um h\u00e1lfa borgina \u00ed leit a\u00f0 H og M. \u00c9g veit alveg hva\u00f0 H og M er \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mi n\u00fa eins og M og M og \u00e9g hef meira a\u00f0 segja keypt m\u00e9r skyrtu og sokka \u00fear einhvert\u00edman. En \u00e9g er bara \u00feannig. Ef mig vantar skyrtu \u00fe\u00e1 fer \u00e9g bara \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 og kaupi m\u00e9r eina e\u00f0a tv\u00e6r. Hins vegar \u00feegar \u00d6llu vantar skyrtu \u00fe\u00e1 fer h\u00fan l\u00edka \u00fat i b\u00fa\u00f0 og kaupir eina e\u00f0a tv\u00e6r en h\u00fan \u00fearf \u00ed lei\u00f0inni a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a hverja einustu fl\u00edk \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0ini. Og \u00e9g meina \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g segi.
\nSem betur fer \u00fe\u00e1 tekur n\u00fa allt sinn enda og \u00feegar m\u00e9r t\u00f3kst loksins a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00d6llu \u00fat \u00far b\u00fa\u00f0inni sem heitir eins og s\u00e6lg\u00e6ti\u00f0 h\u00f3fst ganga upp endilanga r\u00f6mbluna. \u00c9g ger\u00f0i mitt besta til a\u00f0 halda uppi g\u00f3\u00f0um hra\u00f0a \u00e1 g\u00f6ngunni \u00ed von um a\u00f0 h\u00fan hef\u00f0i ekki t\u00edma til a\u00f0 k\u00edkja \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0arglugga. \u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u ekki og \u00e9g var dreginn \u00ed einhverja tuskub\u00fa\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g m\u00e1tti anda a\u00f0 m\u00e9r kl\u00f3akmettu\u00f0u lofti \u00e1 me\u00f0an h\u00fan fann eitthva\u00f0 til a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a ofan \u00ed bur\u00f0arpokann. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 loksins h\u00e9ldum g\u00f6ngu okkar \u00e1fram t\u00f3k \u00e9g eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Alla h\u00e9lt bara \u00e1 n\u00fdjasta pokanum. \u00c9g stoppa\u00f0i, spur\u00f0i hvar s\u00e6lg\u00e6tisb\u00fa\u00f0apokinn v\u00e6ri og \u00fea\u00f0 var sem vi\u00f0 manninn m\u00e6lt h\u00fan rauk af sta\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur r\u00f6mbluna aftur og inn \u00ed tuskub\u00fa\u00f0ina sem vi\u00f0 vorum n\u00fdkomin \u00fat \u00far.
\n\u00dea\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00f3 huggun harmi gegn a\u00f0 pokinn fannst og \u00e9g slapp vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 byrja aftur \u00e1 upphafsreit. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa bor\u00f0a\u00f0 verstu pitsu sem \u00e9g hef smakka\u00f0 \u00e1 flottum veitingasta\u00f0 \u00e1 r\u00f6mblunni komumst vi\u00f0 loks \u00ed leigu\u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina \u00e1 L\u00edbanonh\u00e6\u00f0um. \u00dea\u00f0 var t\u00e1num m\u00ednum l\u00edkn a\u00f0 geta loks sest ni\u00f0ur og slappa\u00f0 af. H\u00e9r l\u00fdkur fyrsta kafla fer\u00f0as\u00f6gunnar sem h\u00f3fst \u00ed Barcelona. Annars ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 segja \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 af flestum borgum sem \u00e9g hef heims\u00f3tt \u00ed Evr\u00f3pu er Barcelona s\u00fa s\u00fdsta. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 eru margar fallegar byggingar \u00ed Barcelona en \u00fe\u00e6r eru l\u00edka \u00ed Edinborg, Lundi e\u00f0a \u00ed Feneyjum. Barcelona er sk\u00edtug, illa lyktandi og alltof \u00fe\u00e9ttbygg\u00f0 borg fyrir minn smekk. Ekki minn tebolli eins og einhver sag\u00f0i einhvert\u00edman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6135,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2014"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5798"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6409,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5798\/revisions\/6409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}