Dagur 4<\/p>\n
\u00c9g rakst \u00e1 \u00feetta skilti (sem er \u00e1 myndinni )\u00feegar vi\u00f0 komum heim \u00far heims\u00f3kninni til fr\u00e6nku Sv\u00f6vu \u00ed g\u00e6r. \u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i varla a\u00f0 tr\u00faa m\u00ednum eigin augum. \u00dea\u00f0 gat ekki veri\u00f0 satt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri einhver vegur h\u00e9rna sem l\u00e6gi \u00feanga\u00f0 sem ekkert \u00e1tlett v\u00e6ri. H\u00e9r \u00fear sem hvert \u00e1tletti\u00f0 og molli\u00f0 rekur anna\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 strax a\u00f0 fara \u00feennan veg \u00feegar haldi\u00f0 v\u00e6ri af sta\u00f0 \u00ed tuskukaupalei\u00f0angur \u00ed dag en \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00e9g ekki vi\u00f0 st\u00fdri\u00f0. J\u00f3i, enn\u00fe\u00e1 me\u00f0 kvenhorm\u00f3nana \u00ed bl\u00f3\u00f0inu eftir bj\u00f3rdrykkju g\u00e6rdagsins, t\u00f3k vinstri beygju og stefnuna \u00e1 einhverja hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegustu hryllingsb\u00fa\u00f0 sem til er. Florida Moll. S\u00fa verslunarmi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0 er \u00f6rugglega 10 sinnum st\u00e6rri en Sm\u00e1ralind. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum \u00e1 sta\u00f0inn sag\u00f0i \u00e9g nei takk og neita\u00f0i a\u00f0 fara \u00fat \u00far b\u00edlnum. \u00dea\u00f0 var\u00f0 \u00far a\u00f0 s\u00f3lard\u00fdrin f\u00f3ru ein inn \u00ed molli\u00f0 og vi\u00f0 J\u00f3i \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 k\u00edkja a\u00f0eins \u00ed Walmart til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvernig s\u00fa fr\u00e6ga b\u00fa\u00f0 liti \u00fat.
\nA\u00f0 k\u00edkja a\u00f0eins \u00ed Walmart er svol\u00edti\u00f0 ofsagt \u00fear sem Walmart b\u00fa\u00f0in sem vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00ed er svona 5 sinnum st\u00e6rri en Hagkaup \u00ed Skeifunni. Upplifun m\u00edn af \u00feessari b\u00fa\u00f0 var ekkert spes. D\u00e6miger\u00f0 hagkaupsb\u00fa\u00f0, bara miklu st\u00e6rri. Vi\u00f0 vorum \u00fearna \u00e1 gangi \u00ed um tvo t\u00edma og \u00e9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 fara \u00ed langa og heita sturtu \u00e1 eftir. Ekki til a\u00f0 \u00fevo af m\u00e9r verslunarhryllinginn heldur til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 hita \u00ed l\u00edkamann. Kuldinn inni \u00ed \u00feessum b\u00fa\u00f0um er sl\u00edkur a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf helst a\u00f0 vera \u00ed kulda\u00fapu til a\u00f0 meika \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearna inni.
\nEftir heita sturtu var haldi\u00f0 af sta\u00f0 \u00ed Florida Moll a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja stelpurnar Sem voru alveg uppgefnar enda h\u00f6f\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e6r ekki noti\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0ar pokad\u00fdranna sinna \u00ed \u00feessari innkaupfer\u00f0. S\u00ed\u00f0an var stoppa\u00f0 \u00e1 fyrsta BurgerKing sta\u00f0 sem var \u00e1 lei\u00f0 okkur en betri matur var ekki \u00ed bo\u00f0i \u00feennan daginn. \u00de\u00e1 var \u00feessum vinnudegi \u00ed Orlando loki\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 var gott a\u00f0 geta loks lagst \u00e1 koddann. Vonandi ver\u00f0ur n\u00e6sti dagur s\u00f3lr\u00edkur og heitur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5898,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5789"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6434,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5789\/revisions\/6434"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}