Dagur 6<\/p>\n
\u00deessi dagur \u00e1tti a\u00f0 fara \u00ed afsl\u00f6ppun. En gu\u00f0 minn g\u00f3\u00f0ur. \u00dea\u00f0 ringdi eldi og brennistein og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fdddi bara eitt. \u00c1tlett!\u00deetta er ekki fyndi\u00f0 lengur. Er ekki til einhver fer\u00f0askrifstofa sem s\u00e9rh\u00e6fir sig \u00ed innkaupafer\u00f0um?<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er bisnesshugmynd sem getur ekki klikka\u00f0. Fylla eina \u00feotu af \u00edslenskum konum, l\u00e1ta \u00fe\u00e6r hafa s\u00f3larv\u00f6rn og kreditkort \u00ed poka og b\u00e6 b\u00e6. \u00de\u00e6r fara til Orlando \u00ed viku og ma\u00f0ur getur legi\u00f0 heima me\u00f0 t\u00e6rnar upp \u00ed loft e\u00f0a fari\u00f0 til London \u00e1 f\u00f3tboltaleik me\u00f0 f\u00e9l\u00f6gunum. Konan kemur s\u00ed\u00f0an heim endurn\u00e6r\u00f0 og hress \u00feanga\u00f0 til f\u00edknin n\u00e6r aftur t\u00f6kum \u00e1 henni. En \u00fe\u00e1 er bara aftur ein \u00feota, s\u00f3larv\u00f6rn og kreditkort og m\u00e1li\u00f0 er leyst.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g ver\u00f0 reyndar a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef \u00e1hyggjur af honum J\u00f3a m\u00ednum. \u00c9g s\u00e9 ekki betur en a\u00f0 hann hafi gefist upp n\u00fa \u00feegar. Hann missti \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0an a\u00f0 honum fyndist bara gaman a\u00f0 keyra b\u00edl h\u00e9r \u00e1 Orlando. \u00dea\u00f0 er fatalt a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00feetta \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r svo a\u00f0 s\u00f3lard\u00fdrin heyri. \u00de\u00e1 er ma\u00f0ur b\u00fainn a\u00f0 d\u00e6ma sj\u00e1lfan sig til a\u00f0 vera ekki a\u00f0eins b\u00edlstj\u00f3rinn \u00feeirra heldur einnig pokad\u00fdr. Ekki \u00e9g. \u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 fatta \u00feetta og mun ekki drekka einn sopa af bj\u00f3r fyrr en \u00e9g kem um bor\u00f0 \u00ed skipi\u00f0 \u00e1 morgun. \u00dear eru engin \u00e1tlett og engin moll. Bara lundab\u00fa\u00f0 sem m\u00edn hefur engan \u00e1huga \u00e1. \u00dev\u00edl\u00edkir d\u00fdr\u00f0ardagar framundan. J\u00e6ja n\u00fa ver\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00edst a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 henni \u00d6llu minni \u00fat \u00ed hryllingsb\u00fa\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Dagur 7<\/p>\n
Dagurinn var tekinn snemma og \u00feegar klukkan sl\u00f3 7 var haldi\u00f0 af sta\u00f0 til Fort Lauderdale. Sex n\u00e1tta dv\u00f6l \u00ed Orlando var a\u00f0 baki og framundan 3,5 klst akstur til m\u00f3ts vi\u00f0 Regal Princess. Aksturinn gekk vel fyrir utan tilraunina sem J\u00f3i ger\u00f0i til a\u00f0 sv\u00edna fyrir einhvern amer\u00edkana \u00e1 hra\u00f0brautinni vi\u00f0 mikinn f\u00f6gnu\u00f0 okkar hinna.
\n\u00dea\u00f0 gekk hratt og au\u00f0veldlega fyrir sig a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka inn \u00e1 skipi\u00f0 en \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum komin innfyrir bor\u00f0stokkinn t\u00f3k vi\u00f0 stutt bi\u00f0 eftir lyftu enda mikil \u00f6tr\u00f6\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fe\u00e6r. Loks fengum vi\u00f0 eina sem okkur t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a okkur inn um. Allt \u00ed einu sj\u00e1um vi\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 menngrey gera sig l\u00edklegan til a\u00f0 lauma s\u00e9r inn \u00ed lyftuna til okkar. Alla h\u00e9lt n\u00fa ekki og sag\u00f0i vi\u00f0 hann. \u201cSorry, you are to big.\u201d H\u00fan \u00e6tla\u00f0i s\u00e9r a\u00f0 segja manninum a\u00f0 lyftan v\u00e6ri full.
\nN\u00fana t\u00f3k vi\u00f0 bi\u00f0 eftir t\u00f6skunum \u00feannig a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 drifum okkur inn \u00ed skip til a\u00f0 athuga hvort kokteilarnir v\u00e6ru ekki lagi \u00e1 b\u00f6runum, f\u00e1 okkur sm\u00e1 a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a og sko\u00f0a okkur um.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5898,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5783"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6433,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5783\/revisions\/6433"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}