Sk\u00f3givaxin fjallshl\u00ed\u00f0in m\u00e6tti augum m\u00ednum \u00feegar \u00e9g steig \u00fat svalirnar \u00e1 klefanum m\u00ednum kl. 9 a\u00f0 morgni \u00feri\u00f0judagsins 22. mars. Skipi\u00f0 l\u00e1 vi\u00f0 bryggju sem var eins og landgangur \u00ed laginu. H\u00fan l\u00e1 ofurl\u00edti\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed sj\u00f3 og beyg\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0an upp a\u00f0 skipinu.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00fain a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0a a\u00f0 k\u00edkja \u00ed land og sko\u00f0a okkur um. Um lei\u00f0 og m\u00e9r t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 vekja \u00d6llu var haldi\u00f0 af sta\u00f0 \u00ed morgunmat. H\u00f3purinn h\u00e9lt s\u00ed\u00f0an af sta\u00f0 \u00ed land og t\u00f3kum vi\u00f0 g\u00f6ngut\u00far eftir strandg\u00f6tunni og til baka og endu\u00f0um \u00e1 l\u00edtilli str\u00f6nd r\u00e9tt hj\u00e1 skipinu. Ocho Rios er l\u00edtill b\u00e6r me\u00f0 g\u00f6mlum og hr\u00f6rlegum h\u00fasum. Frekar sk\u00edtugur og \u00e1reiti\u00f0 fr\u00e1 s\u00f6lum\u00f6nnum er gr\u00ed\u00f0arlegt. Samt er \u00feetta \u00e1 sinn h\u00e1tt<\/p>\n
fallegur sta\u00f0ur me\u00f0 gr\u00f3\u00f0urv\u00f6xnum fjallshl\u00ed\u00f0um \u00e1 eina hli\u00f0 og sj\u00f3 \u00e1 hina. Hitinn og rakinn var n\u00e1nast \u00f3b\u00e6rilegur og \u00feegar \u00e9g kom til baka um bor\u00f0 \u00ed skipi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 lei\u00f0 m\u00e9r svol\u00edti\u00f0 eins og \u00e9g v\u00e6ri b\u00fann a\u00f0 vera \u00ed gufuba\u00f0i \u00ed nokkra t\u00edma. Vi\u00f0 svona a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0um er ekki til nema eitt r\u00e1\u00f0. Kaldur bj\u00f3r. Tilfinningin \u00feegar \u00edskaldur bj\u00f3rinn fyllti munninn \u00e1 lei\u00f0 sinni ni\u00f0ur \u00ed maga var \u00f3l\u00fdsanlega g\u00f3\u00f0. \u00deegar \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 panta \u00feann \u00feri\u00f0ja var m\u00e9r vinsmlega bent \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri n\u00fa ekki sni\u00f0ugt a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 fullan maga af bj\u00f3r \u00ed r\u00e6ktina. \u00c9g var sem sagt \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00ed l\u00edkamsr\u00e6ktina \u00ed skipinu. \u00d3tr\u00falegt a\u00f0 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er loksins b\u00fainn a\u00f0 segja starfi s\u00ednu sem pokad\u00fdr lausu \u00fe\u00e1 er ma\u00f0ur dreginn \u00ed l\u00edkamsr\u00e6kt. \u00c1 mi\u00f0ju Kar\u00edbahafi. \u00c9g er hl\u00fd\u00f0inn ma\u00f0ur og f\u00f3r me\u00f0 minni \u00ed r\u00e6ktina \u00fear sem \u00e9g hlj\u00f3p eina m\u00edlu \u00e1 hlaupabrettinu. E\u00f0a svona n\u00e6stum \u00fev\u00ed hlj\u00f3p. Labba\u00f0i a\u00f0eins \u00e1 milli. \u00deegar \u00feeirri \u00feolraun var loki\u00f0 benti Alla m\u00e9r \u00e1 a\u00f0 taka nokkur l\u00f3\u00f0 og fara \u00ed einhver lyftingat\u00e6ki sem \u00e9g og ger\u00f0i. Eins og fyrr hefur komi\u00f0 fram \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e9g eiginlega alveg rosalega vitlaus og ekki vir\u00f0ist bj\u00f3rinn gera mig neitt g\u00e1fa\u00f0ri sem er ekki gott m\u00e1l. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e1tt a\u00f0 fatta \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearna \u00ed r\u00e6ktinni a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00e1lfa upphandleggsv\u00f6\u00f0vana m\u00edna til a\u00f0 \u00e9g yr\u00f0i betri \u00ed pokabur\u00f0i. \u00c9g er alltaf a\u00f0 \u00e1tta mig betur og betur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 konan m\u00edn er ekki bara falleg. H\u00fan er l\u00edka br\u00e1\u00f0g\u00e1fu\u00f0 og sni\u00f0ug! H\u00fan l\u00e6tur mann halda a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 a\u00f0 dj\u00f6flast \u00ed l\u00edkamsr\u00e6ktinni til a\u00f0 manni l\u00ed\u00f0i betur og brenni einhverju af \u00f6llum \u00feeim mat sem ma\u00f0ur er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 innbyr\u00f0a \u00feegar markmi\u00f0i\u00f0 er \u00ed raun a\u00f0 gera mann a\u00f0 sterkara pokad\u00fdri.<\/p>\n
Um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 var haldi\u00f0 \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0 sem heitir Simphony en \u00fear var innbyrtur matur af 4 r\u00e9tta matse\u00f0li me\u00f0 drykkjarf\u00f6ngum \u00ed st\u00edl. A\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed loknu var haldi\u00f0 \u00ed leikh\u00fasi\u00f0. N\u00e6sta morgun yr\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00e1 sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningjasl\u00f3\u00f0um \u00e1 Grand Cayman eyjum. Arrchhh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6428,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5777"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6429,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5777\/revisions\/6429"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}