Kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r var skemmtilegt. VI\u00f0 bor\u00f0u\u00f0um \u00e1 hla\u00f0bor\u00f0ssta\u00f0num \u00e1 16. h\u00e6\u00f0. Gott ef \u00e9g f\u00e9kk ekki besta matinn \u00ed fer\u00f0inni hinga\u00f0 til? \u00darval af Inverskum r\u00e9ttum \u00e1 f\u00e6ribandi. Rosalega gott. \u00deegar allir voru b\u00fanir a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a yfir sig var haldi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00e1 dekk \u00fear sem seti\u00f0 var a\u00f0 spjalli me\u00f0 kokteil \u00ed h\u00f6nd.<\/p>\n
Vinir okkar fr\u00e1 L.A. b\u00e6ttust \u00ed h\u00f3pinn og Alla s\u00e1 sig kn\u00fana til a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 um sj\u00f3ri\u00f0u. \u00dea\u00f0 er tilfinning sem ma\u00f0ur finnur stundum fyrir \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur kemur \u00e1 land. \u00de\u00e1 gengur ma\u00f0ur svol\u00edti\u00f0 eins og ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 drukkinn sem er svo sem allt \u00ed lagi \u00ed svona fer\u00f0. Alla var ekki alveg kl\u00e1r \u00e1 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingunni og sag\u00f0i: \u201cYou know about the seafuck\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n
H\u00fan og Svava eru n\u00fa reyndar me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingarnar nokkurn veginn \u00e1 hreinu. Eins og: \u201cI will have eina k\u00f3k takk.\u201d \u201cWhere are you fr\u00e1?\u201d \u201cI will taka eitt like this.\u201d \u201cWe are from \u00cdsland.\u201d \u201cDo you have tenstick?\u201d \u201cI am wery hot today?\u201d \u201cDo you have humar?\u201d
\nUm kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 var \u201clatino\u201d part\u00fd \u00fati \u00e1 dekki \u00fear sem danshlj\u00f3msveit skipsins spila\u00f0i fyrir dansi og var miki\u00f0 fj\u00f6r fram a\u00f0 mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti \u00feegar s\u00f3lard\u00fdrin \u00feurftu a\u00f0 ganga til n\u00e1\u00f0a \u00fear sem \u00feau voru b\u00fain a\u00f0 kaupa s\u00e9r mi\u00f0a \u00ed strandfer\u00f0 snemma morguns h\u00e9r \u00ed Cozumel. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera eftir um bor\u00f0 \u00fear sem s\u00f3lin hefur ekki fari\u00f0 vel me\u00f0 h\u00fa\u00f0ina m\u00edna s\u00ed\u00f0ustu daga. S\u00f3lard\u00fdrin n\u00e1\u00f0u \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 plata J\u00f3a me\u00f0 s\u00e9r enda nau\u00f0synlegt fyrir \u00feau a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e1 alla vega eitt pokad\u00fdr me\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00f3pnum ef \u00feau skyldu rekast \u00e1 \u00e1tlett \u00ed landi. \u00deessi \u00e1tlett vir\u00f0ast elta mann hvert sem er en \u00e9g s\u00e1 eitt \u00fat um gluggann \u00e1 r\u00fatunni i Costa Maya \u00ed g\u00e6r. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00f3 sem betur fer \u00ed ni\u00f0urn\u00fdslu og loka\u00f0.
\n\u00c9g sit n\u00fana \u00fati \u00e1 dekki og vir\u00f0i fyrir m\u00e9r skemmtifer\u00f0askipin sem eru h\u00e9r \u00ed h\u00f6fn en \u00feau eru \u00f3teljandi. \u00dea\u00f0 eru sk\u00fd himni sem getur varla talist gott fyrir s\u00f3lard\u00fdrin. Svol\u00edti\u00f0 fyndi\u00f0 en samt alveg d\u00e1samlegt. \u00c9g s\u00e9 alveg fyrir m\u00e9r svipinn \u00e1 \u00feeim \u00e1 \u00feessari stundu \u00fear sem \u00feau f\u00e6ra sig eftir str\u00f6ndinni \u00ed leit a\u00f0 rifu \u00e1 milli sk\u00fdjanna. Sk\u00fdin eiga reyndar eftir a\u00f0 koma s\u00e9r vel fyrir J\u00f3a sem er mj\u00f6g illa s\u00f3lbrunninn \u00e1 nefinu sem er eldrautt eins og jar\u00f0arber. Hann er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera \u00ed einhverskonar str\u00ed\u00f0i vi\u00f0 s\u00f3lina. Str\u00ed\u00f0i sem er \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur l\u00f6ngu tapa\u00f0 en eins og v\u00edkingum s\u00e6mir \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e6tlar hann ekki a\u00f0 j\u00e1ta sig sigra\u00f0an fyrr en \u00ed fulla hnefana. \u00dea\u00f0 er bara s\u00f3larv\u00f6rn \u00e1 kroppinn, hattur \u00e1 hausinn og nefi\u00f0 er huli\u00f0 me\u00f0 hv\u00edtum kl\u00f3settpapp\u00edr. \u00deetta s\u00f3lbruna\u00e1stand minnir mig \u00e1 eitt gamalt r\u00e1\u00f0 sem \u00edslendingar notu\u00f0u \u00e1 Costa Del Sol \u00ed gamla daga. \u00de\u00e1 var ein flaska af rommi keypt, helmingurinn innbyrtur og hinn borinn \u00e1 l\u00edkamann. \u00c9g pr\u00f3fa\u00f0i \u00feetta aldrei en s\u00f6gurnar s\u00f6g\u00f0u a\u00f0 verkunin v\u00e6ri g\u00f3\u00f0.
\nFramundan er r\u00famlega s\u00f3larhrings sigling til Fort Lauderdale en vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um \u00fear a\u00f0 morgni P\u00e1skadags. \u00cd kv\u00f6ld er svokalla\u00f0 \u201cformal\u201d kv\u00f6ld \u00e1 skipinu \u00fear sem allir kl\u00e6\u00f0a sig \u00ed sitt f\u00ednasta p\u00fass. Vi\u00f0 erum a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00e1 \u201ccrown grill\u201d sem er steikarsta\u00f0ur skipsins. \u00c9g hef fari\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur og veit hva\u00f0 b\u00fd\u00f0ur m\u00edn. Nautasteikur \u00e1 st\u00e6r\u00f0 vi\u00f0 12 tommu p\u00edtsu, humar og anna\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0g\u00e6ti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6158,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5768"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6427,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5768\/revisions\/6427"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}