\u201cH\u00e6g\u00f0u \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 er b\u00edll! \u00dea\u00f0 er b\u00edll \u00fearna! Passa\u00f0u \u00feig \u00e1 beygjunni! Gu\u00f0 minn g\u00f3\u00f0ur. \u00dea\u00f0 er brekka! Viltu h\u00e6gja \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r ma\u00f0ur! Stoppa\u00f0u b\u00edlinn. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 labba! S\u00e9r\u00f0u hva\u00f0 \u00feessi keyrir varlega!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00deetta er bara ofurl\u00edti\u00f0 s\u00fdnishorn af \u00feeim or\u00f0aflaum sem skellur \u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00feegar vi\u00f0 f\u00f6rum \u00ed fer\u00f0alag. \u00c9g er me\u00f0 \u00feykkan skr\u00e1p og \u00feoli \u00feetta svona yfirleitt en me\u00f0 aldrinum hefur \u00feetta \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur fari\u00f0 versnandi. \u00c9g heyri n\u00fd or\u00f0 eins og: \u201c\u00de\u00fa ert \u00f6kun\u00ed\u00f0ingur \u201c , \u201c\u00c9g vona a\u00f0 l\u00f6ggan stoppi \u00feig\u201d og \u00c1 bara a\u00f0 drepa mann h\u00e9rna!\u201d. \u00c9g<\/p>\n
er h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 taka \u00feessi or\u00f0 til m\u00edn enda ek \u00e9g yfirleitt \u00e1 l\u00f6glegum hra\u00f0a. \u00c9g er nefnilega b\u00fainn a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 skiptir litlu m\u00e1li \u00feegar fer\u00f0ast er um langan veg hvort ma\u00f0ur ekur \u00e1 90 e\u00f0a 110. Fer\u00f0at\u00edminn styttist ansi l\u00edti\u00f0 vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er me\u00f0alhra\u00f0inn sem skiptir m\u00e1li. Ma\u00f0ur lendir fyrir aftan h\u00e6gfara b\u00edla, \u00fea\u00f0 eru einbrei\u00f0ar br\u00fdr \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni og b\u00e6ir a\u00f0 aka \u00ed gegnum.
\n\u00dea\u00f0 er samt svol\u00edti\u00f0 gaman a\u00f0 \u201ck\u00edtla\u201d pinnann af og til, og \u00fea\u00f0 er eiginlega nau\u00f0synlegt \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er kominn \u00e1 sextusaldurinn og hver dagur skemmtilegri en s\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0asti. \u00de\u00e1 setur ma\u00f0ur Toyotuna \u00e1 b\u00edlas\u00f6lu og leyfir s\u00e9 a\u00f0 kaupa almennilega b\u00edla sem l\u00e1ta heyrast \u00ed s\u00e9r \u00feegar \u00feeim er gefi\u00f0 inn. Svolei\u00f0is b\u00edlar eru yfirleitt me\u00f0 m\u00edlum\u00e6lum sem eru mj\u00f6g sni\u00f0ugir fyrir menn eins og mig. E\u00f0a kannski r\u00e9ttar sagt, voru mj\u00f6g sni\u00f0ugir. \u00dea\u00f0 var nefnilega \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g eigna\u00f0ist b\u00edl me\u00f0 \u201cm\u00edlum\u00e6li\u201d \u00fe\u00e1 horf\u00f0i m\u00edn \u00e1 m\u00e6linn og s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g var \u00e1 60 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 fatta a\u00f0 um m\u00edlur v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a en ekki k\u00edl\u00f3metra. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00feess vegna fri\u00f0ur og r\u00f3 \u00ed b\u00edlnum \u00feanga\u00f0 til einhver kjafta\u00f0i fr\u00e1 og \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i fyrir henni a\u00f0 60 m\u00edlur v\u00e6ru um 100km. \u00de\u00e1 var fri\u00f0urinn \u00fati. S\u00ed\u00f0an ger\u00f0ust \u00feau undur og st\u00f3rmerki a\u00f0 snjalls\u00edmar komu til s\u00f6gunnar. \u201cLof s\u00e9 \u00feeim sem \u00feessu st\u00fdrir\u201d segi \u00e9g n\u00fa bara. M\u00edn \u00e1 facebook \u00ed b\u00edlnum og allt \u00ed r\u00f3 og spekt. Ma\u00f0ur s\u00e6ttir sig meira a\u00f0 segja vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9u tekin einhver \u201csn\u00f6pp\u201d af manni vi\u00f0 st\u00fdri\u00f0 (hva\u00f0 sem \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa er). Taumlaus gle\u00f0i og \u00e1n\u00e6gja r\u00edkjandi me\u00f0 tilheyrandi hl\u00e1trarsk\u00f6llum yfir sni\u00f0ugum myndum e\u00f0a statusum af Facebook.
\n\u00deess vegna skiptir \u00fea\u00f0 h\u00f6fu\u00f0m\u00e1li fyrir mig a\u00f0 passa upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00edminn hennar s\u00e9 fullhla\u00f0inn \u00e1\u00f0ur en lagst er \u00ed fer\u00f0al\u00f6g og b\u00edllinn b\u00fainn \u00feeim hle\u00f0slum\u00f6guleikum sem til \u00fearf til a\u00f0 halda s\u00edmanum gangandi.
\n\u00c1 \u00feessu fer\u00f0alagi okkar hinga\u00f0 austur \u00ed land l\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e9g s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0ra lex\u00edu en h\u00fan er a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 gengur ekki a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 einhver nova kort \u00ed s\u00edmanum. \u00deau virka ekki uppi \u00e1 hei\u00f0um og h\u00e6\u00f0um \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 skiptir mestu m\u00e1li a\u00f0 \u00feau virki og haldi athyglinni fr\u00e1 hra\u00f0am\u00e6lum og brekkum. \u00deannig var \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur \u00feegar vi\u00f0 \u00f3kum ni\u00f0ur af M\u00f6\u00f0rudals\u00f6r\u00e6fum eins og me\u00f0fylgjandi mynd s\u00fdnir.
\n\u00deetta haf\u00f0ist \u00fe\u00f3 allt a\u00f0 lokum og Egillsta\u00f0ir heilsu\u00f0u me\u00f0 s\u00f3l og bl\u00ed\u00f0u.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6419,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5762"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6424,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5762\/revisions\/6424"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}