Heimfer\u00f0in fr\u00e1 Tenerife gekk bara vel og \u00fea\u00f0 var bara mj\u00f6g gott a\u00f0 koma heim \u00ed snj\u00f3inn. \u00dea\u00f0 var bara f\u00ednt a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 Tenerife \u00feessa viku sem \u00e9g var \u00fear fyrir utan ver\u00f0ri\u00f0 sem var heilt yfir ekki gott. L\u00edtil s\u00f3l og frekar kalt, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldin og fyrir kuldaskr\u00e6fur eins og mig er \u00f6ruggara a\u00f0 hafa \u00falpuna me\u00f0 til a\u00f0 sofa \u00ed \u00e1 n\u00f3ttunni e\u00f0a nokkrar \u00feykkar peysur.<\/p>\n
Tenerife er fyrir m\u00e9r bara enn einn \u201emassa-t\u00farista\u201c sta\u00f0urinn sem er allt \u00ed lagi a\u00f0 heims\u00e6kja ef ma\u00f0ur f\u00edlar sig eins og hinar engispretturnar sem taka sig upp \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e6r eru b\u00fanar a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a einn sta\u00f0inn ni\u00f0ur og f\u00e6ra sig yfir \u00e1 \u00feann n\u00e6sta. \u00c9g l\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessari fer\u00f0 a\u00f0 ef ma\u00f0ur er tilb\u00fainn til a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a a\u00f0eins meiru \u00ed gistinguna, vera a\u00f0eins \u00ed burtur fr\u00e1 str\u00f6ndinni og helst \u00e1 5 stj\u00f6rnu h\u00f3teli \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00feetta bara f\u00ednt. \u00dea\u00f0 besta vi\u00f0 Tenerife a\u00f0 m\u00ednu \u00e1liti er maturinn. \u00dea\u00f0 er fullt af g\u00f3\u00f0um veitingah\u00fasum \u00fearna a\u00f0 velja \u00far og ver\u00f0i\u00f0 l\u00edklega 50% l\u00e6gra en h\u00e9r heima? Sta\u00f0ir eins og Bianco, Imperial-Taipan og l\u00edbanski veitingasta\u00f0urinn sem \u00e9g man ekki hva\u00f0 heitir voru fr\u00e1b\u00e6rir og s\u00ed\u00f0an er l\u00edka h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 detta inn \u00e1 MacDonalds e\u00f0a BurgerKing ef ma\u00f0ur vill f\u00edla sig eins og tatt\u00f3vera\u00f0ur breti. \u00dea\u00f0 er kannski ekki sanngjarnt a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 Tenerife s\u00e9 eins og Benidorm en \u00e9g sp\u00e1i \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 svo ver\u00f0i innan f\u00e1rra \u00e1ra og \u00fe\u00e1 taka engispretturnar flugi\u00f0 og finna annan sta\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00e1.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g haf\u00f0i p\u00ednulitlar \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fear sem \u00e9g sat \u00ed flugv\u00e9linni \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim hva\u00f0 bi\u00f0i m\u00edn. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00feegar Alla f\u00f3r \u00fat, viku \u00e1 undan m\u00e9r, \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00f3tti \u00e9g borv\u00e9lina m\u00edna og verkf\u00e6rat\u00f6skurnar \u00ed geymsluna og h\u00f3fst handa vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 laga \u00fea\u00f0 sem var \u00ed \u00f3lagi \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni. Ma\u00f0ur ver\u00f0ur bara a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta svig vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur b\u00fdr me\u00f0 f\u00edlam\u00f6mmu \u00e1 heimilinu \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00e6tur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 sj\u00e1 og \u00ed m\u00ednu tilviki \u00fe\u00e1 nenni \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 hlaupa me\u00f0 verkf\u00e6rin upp og ni\u00f0ur stigana nema um ney\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a. Betra finnst m\u00e9r a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a bara \u00feanga\u00f0 til \u00e9g get sent hana \u00ed sumarb\u00fasta\u00f0 e\u00f0a til \u00fatlanda og laga \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem laga \u00fearf. H\u00fan vi\u00f0urkennir reyndar aldrei a\u00f0 hafa skemmt neitt nema \u00e9g standi hana a\u00f0 verki eins og \u00feegar h\u00fan f\u00f3r \u00ed sturtu um daginn og \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i \u00feennan svakalega skarkala, dynki og bl\u00f3tsyr\u00f0i fr\u00e1 ba\u00f0herberginu. \u00de\u00e1 h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri b\u00fain a\u00f0 slasa sj\u00e1lfa sig en var\u00f0 r\u00f3legur \u00feegar \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i hana b\u00f6lva sturtuhenginu sem henni haf\u00f0i einhvernveginn tekist a\u00f0 fella ni\u00f0ur \u00ed ba\u00f0kari\u00f0. Skemmdir ur\u00f0u einhverjar en sturtuhenginu var kennt um e\u00f0a eins og h\u00fan sag\u00f0i: \u201e\u00feetta er bara helv\u00edtis drasl….\u201c<\/p>\n
\u00dear sem Alla var me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00ed flugv\u00e9linni voru \u00e1hyggjur m\u00ednar ekki af \u00fev\u00ed sem h\u00fan hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 skemmt \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g var \u00ed burtu heldur af f\u00edlabarninu sem var eitt heima. Eins og \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki n\u00f3g a\u00f0 hafa eina \u00d6llu \u00e1 heimilinu \u00fe\u00e1 er d\u00f3ttir m\u00edn eftirmynd m\u00f3\u00f0ur sinnar a\u00f0 \u00feessu leyti. H\u00fan er reyndar ung enn\u00fe\u00e1 og fer a\u00f0eins h\u00e6gar yfir en m\u00f3\u00f0ir hennar en \u00e9g mundi eftir \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 fara yfir \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 henni hvernig heimilist\u00e6kin virku\u00f0u \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00fat. Kenna henni a\u00f0 setja \u00ed upp\u00fevottav\u00e9lina (gleymdi reyndar a\u00f0 segja henni a\u00f0 ekki m\u00e6tti setja tr\u00e9skur\u00f0arbretti \u00ed v\u00e9lina) og hvernig \u00feurrkarinn virka\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g nota\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0fer\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta hana setja \u00ed \u00feurrkarann og hreinsa s\u00edurnar og sag\u00f0i henni s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 loka hur\u00f0inni \u00e1 \u00feurkaranum. H\u00fan skellti au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hur\u00f0inni aftur \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00feurrkarinn f\u00e6r\u00f0ist nokkra sent\u00edmetra aftur\u00e1bak og \u00feegar \u00e9g sag\u00f0i vi\u00f0 hana \u201eloka, ekki skella\u201c \u00fe\u00e1 skildi h\u00fan ekki hva\u00f0 \u00e9g var a\u00f0 tala um.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 fyrsta sem \u00e9g t\u00f3k eftir \u00feegar \u00e9g gekk inn \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina og lag\u00f0i fer\u00f0at\u00f6skuna fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 var gr\u00e1tt plasthj\u00f3l \u00e1 eldh\u00fasbor\u00f0inu. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i: \u201eHva\u00f0 er \u00feetta?\u201c og benti \u00e1 hj\u00f3li\u00f0.
\n\u201e\u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00deetta var bara \u00fearna.\u201c Svara\u00f0i Edda
\n\u201e\u00deetta er \u00far upp\u00fevottav\u00e9linni.\u201c Sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201eHj\u00f3l af annarri grindinni. Hva\u00f0 ger\u00f0ist?\u201c
\n\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 ger\u00f0ist ekki neitt. \u00deetta er \u00f6rugglega eftir m\u00f6mmu.\u201c Og me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3r h\u00fan a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0ur sinni opna fer\u00f0at\u00f6skuna til a\u00f0 fara yfir allt g\u00f3ssi\u00f0.\u201c
\n\u00c9g kom hj\u00f3linu fyrir \u00e1 s\u00ednum sta\u00f0, feginn \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feetta skipti \u00feurfti \u00e9g ekki \u00e1 verkf\u00e6rat\u00f6skunni minni a\u00f0 halda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6179,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2018"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5752"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6435,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5752\/revisions\/6435"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}