\u00dea\u00f0 er svol\u00edti\u00f0 s\u00e9rstakt a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 Tenerife \u00e1 \u00feessum \u00e1rst\u00edma. Ekki er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 st\u00f3la \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00f3lin sk\u00edni alla daga og s\u00ed\u00f0an er ma\u00f0ur eins og unglingur innan um alla ellismellina. \u00c9g er nokku\u00f0 viss um a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi veri\u00f0 yngstur af fullor\u00f0na f\u00f3lkinu \u00ed flugv\u00e9linni \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni hinga\u00f0 \u00fat og meirihlutinn \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu okkar er svona 80 pl\u00fas.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r finnst reyndar fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 gamla f\u00f3lki\u00f0 skemmta s\u00e9r og slaka \u00e1 en hitinn m\u00e6tti vera h\u00e6rri og svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 ef \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekki bara kostur ef s\u00f3lin l\u00e9ti sj\u00e1 sig alla daga. \u00dev\u00ed meiri s\u00f3l getur nefnilega veri\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 besta fyrir mann eins og mig.<\/p>\n
Dagurinn \u00ed dag h\u00f3fst \u00ed s\u00f3l og bl\u00ed\u00f0u og eftir morgunmat var haldi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00e1 str\u00f6ndina vi\u00f0 h\u00f3teli\u00f0 \u00fear sem hitt gengi\u00f0 dvelur. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera sm\u00e1 k\u00e6rulaus \u00ed kl\u00e6\u00f0abur\u00f0inum og f\u00f3r \u00ed stuttbuxurnar \u00feannig a\u00f0 leggirnir \u00e1samt andlitinu voru berskjalda\u00f0ir fyrir geislum s\u00f3lar. Vi\u00f0 vorum n\u00fa varla sest \u00e1 s\u00f3larbekkinn \u00e1 str\u00f6ndinni \u00feegar \u00feessi svakalegi sk\u00fdjabakki kom yfir str\u00f6ndina og loka\u00f0i fyrir s\u00f3lina. N\u00fana vissi \u00e9g a\u00f0 vo\u00f0inn var v\u00eds. Ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i kunna\u00f0 s\u00f3lardans hef\u00f0i \u00e9g stigi\u00f0 hann \u00fearna \u00e1 str\u00f6ndinni sem aldrei fyrr en \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur hef \u00e9g enga \u00feekkingu \u00e1 sl\u00edkum d\u00f6nsum.
\n\u201cMoll \u00ed dag.\u201d Stundi Alla um lei\u00f0 og h\u00fan reis upp af bekknum eftir n\u00e6randi nudd sem h\u00fan haf\u00f0i n\u00fdloki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 fr\u00e1 einni af \u00feeim fj\u00f6lm\u00f6rgu nuddkonum sem bj\u00f3\u00f0a upp \u00e1 \u00fej\u00f3nustu s\u00edna \u00e1 str\u00f6ndinni.
\n\u201cNei eigum vi\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a a\u00f0eins.\u201d Sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201c\u00deessi sk\u00fd fara \u00f6rugglega a\u00f0 fara eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0.\u201d \u00c9g leit vong\u00f3\u00f0ur til himins en ef eitthva\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00e1 voru sk\u00fdin bara dekkri og drungalegri a\u00f0 sj\u00e1.
\n\u201cVi\u00f0 s\u00e1um H&M og Intersport h\u00e9rna r\u00e9tt fyrir ofan \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum \u00ed leigub\u00edlnum \u00ed g\u00e6r.\u201d Sag\u00f0i Gu\u00f0r\u00fan. \u201cVi\u00f0 getum k\u00edkt \u00feanga\u00f0. \u00dear er l\u00edka Starbucks.\u201d
\n\u00deetta var fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00edta illa \u00fat og \u00e9g s\u00e1 fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 dagur pokad\u00fdrsins v\u00e6ri runninn upp.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum til baka \u00e1 h\u00f3teli\u00f0 til a\u00f0 b\u00faa okkur undir fer\u00f0ina \u00ed molli\u00f0 og \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni s\u00f6ngla\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00ed huganum \u201cs\u00f3l s\u00f3l skin \u00e1 mig, sk\u00fd sk\u00fd burt me\u00f0 \u00feig\u201d, en allt kom fyrir ekki. Ekki kom s\u00f3lin og \u00f6rl\u00f6g m\u00edn voru lj\u00f3s \u00feegar vi\u00f0 settumst upp \u00ed leigub\u00edlinn \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00ed molli\u00f0. Molli\u00f0 var n\u00fa ekki st\u00f3rt og mikilfenglegt eins og \u00e9g haf\u00f0i \u00f3ttast heldur verslanami\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0 \u00e1 st\u00e6r\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Gl\u00e6sib\u00e6. \u00dea\u00f0 haf\u00f0i samt engin \u00e1hrif og hver einasta fl\u00edk \u00ed H&M var sko\u00f0u\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur en haldi\u00f0 var \u00ed Intersport. \u00dea\u00f0 var\u00f0 m\u00e9r s\u00ed\u00f0an til l\u00edfs a\u00f0 nokkrar verslanir voru loka\u00f0ar vegna s\u00edestu. Fr\u00e1b\u00e6r \u00feessi siesta en verst a\u00f0 h\u00fan er ekki \u00ed \u00f6llum tuskub\u00fa\u00f0um allan daginn.<\/p>\n
Ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an var\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 sem betur fer \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 bera 2 poka \u00feennan daginn. \u00c1 g\u00f6ngunni heim \u00e1 h\u00f3tel fur\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00e9g mig reyndar \u00e1 minni eigin heimsku. \u00c9g sem n\u00faor\u00f0i\u00f0 er kominn me\u00f0 meistaragr\u00e1\u00f0u sem pokad\u00fdr er svo vitlaus a\u00f0 fatta ekki a\u00f0 afla m\u00e9r uppl\u00fdsinga fyrir fram. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e1tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 vera b\u00fainn a\u00f0 kanna hvar hvert einasta moll er statt \u00e1 Tenerife, hven\u00e6r \u00fea\u00f0 er opi\u00f0, hversu st\u00f3rt \u00fea\u00f0 og hva\u00f0a b\u00fa\u00f0ir eru \u00fear innandyra. \u00de\u00e1 g\u00e6ti \u00e9g einfaldlega st\u00fdrt fer\u00f0inni \u00ed st\u00e6rsta molli\u00f0 og kl\u00e1ra\u00f0 \u00feetta d\u00e6mi \u00e1 einum degi. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00feyrfti \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 bera t\u00edu poka en ekki tvo en \u00fea\u00f0 er betra a\u00f0 bera t\u00edu poka einu sinni en tvo poka fimm sinnum. \u00cd framhaldi af \u00feessu vakna\u00f0i s\u00fa hugmynd \u00ed kollinum \u00e1 m\u00e9r hvort \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki kominn t\u00edmi til a\u00f0 stofna verkal\u00fds\u00f0f\u00e9lag pokad\u00fdra. Vi\u00f0 g\u00e6tum t.d. sett fram \u00fe\u00e1 kr\u00f6fu a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 h\u00e1marki a\u00f0 bera tvo poka \u00ed hvorri hendi \u00ed hverri fer\u00f0. Ver\u00f0i reynt a\u00f0 koma fleiri pokum \u00e1 okkur yr\u00f0i vi\u00f0komandi eiginkona a\u00f0 f\u00f3rna einni fer\u00f0 \u00ed moll fyrir hverja tvo poka sem b\u00e6ttust vi\u00f0. \u00deetta er bara svona hugmynd en \u00e9g held a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 sem erum pokad\u00fdr nokkrum sinnum \u00e1 hverju \u00e1ri ver\u00f0um a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 g\u00e6ta r\u00e9ttar okkar.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 morgun tekur vi\u00f0 n\u00fdr dagur me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00e6vint\u00fdrum og \u00e9g mun bi\u00f0ja \u00feann sem \u00f6llu r\u00e6\u00f0ur um a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta n\u00fa blessa\u00f0a s\u00f3lina sk\u00edna sem aldrei fyrr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6178,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2018"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5740"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6439,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5740\/revisions\/6439"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}