\u00de\u00e1 er ma\u00f0ur kominn \u00e1 \u00feann sta\u00f0 sem mest er \u00ed h\u00e1vegum haf\u00f0ur hj\u00e1 flestum \u00cdslendingum \u00ed dag. Sta\u00f0ur d\u00e1semda og letil\u00edfs. Tenerife.<\/p>\n
Fyrir minn smekk er flugi\u00f0 hinga\u00f0 allt of langt. Heilir fimm klukkut\u00edmar me\u00f0 hn\u00e9n ofan \u00ed n\u00e6sta s\u00e6tisbaki me\u00f0 \u00f3\u00e6\u00f0ri endann \u00e1 h\u00f6r\u00f0u le\u00f0urs\u00e6ti er n\u00e1nast eins og pynting e\u00f0a kannski v\u00e6ri n\u00e6r a\u00f0 tala um \u00ferekraun a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta svona yfir sig ganga.<\/p>\n
Flugt\u00edminn til Akureyrar er svona h\u00e6filegur fyrir minn \u00f3\u00e6\u00f0ri enda.<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00deetta haf\u00f0ist allt saman og \u00e9g komst \u00e1 lei\u00f0arenda \u00fear sem h\u00fan Alla m\u00edn bei\u00f0 brosandi gl\u00f6\u00f0. Lei\u00f0 m\u00edn \u00ed leigub\u00edlnum fr\u00e1 flugvellinum \u00e1 h\u00f3teli\u00f0 l\u00e1 \u00ed gegnum h\u00e6\u00f0\u00f3tt og hrj\u00f3stugt landslag sem hef\u00f0i minnt mig \u00e1 hi\u00f0 kalda fr\u00f3n ef ekki hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 allt rusli\u00f0 og drasli\u00f0 sem er \u00fati um allt. H\u00e1lf hrundar byggingar, v\u00edrgir\u00f0ingar og b\u00edlhr\u00e6 f\u00e6r\u00f0u m\u00e9r heim sanninn um a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00e1 Sp\u00e1ni en ekki \u00e1 \u00cdslandi. \u00c9g reyndi af fremsta megni a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 fegur\u00f0ina sem \u00edslendingar tala flestir um \u00feegar minnst er \u00e1 Tenerife en s\u00e1 hana ekki. Benidorm, Barcelona, Tenerife. \u00deetta er allt eins fyrir m\u00e9r. Kannski er \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0an s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e9g var ekki b\u00fainn me\u00f0 nema einn bj\u00f3r svo a\u00f0 vonandi mun skynjum m\u00edn \u00e1 sta\u00f0num breytast \u00e1 komandi d\u00f6gum?<\/p>\n
\u00deegar vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00fain a\u00f0 koma okkur fyrir \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu sag\u00f0i Alla stutt og laggott. \u201c\u00c9g er sv\u00f6ng. Eigum vi\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 fara og f\u00e1 okkur hamborgara. MacDonalds er h\u00e9rna r\u00e9tt hj\u00e1.\u201d
\n\u00c9g gat ekki anna\u00f0 en sam\u00feykkt \u00feessa r\u00e1\u00f0ager\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i l\u00edti\u00f0 bor\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00feennan daginn. \u00dat var arka\u00f0 og eftir g\u00f3\u00f0a g\u00f6ngu sag\u00f0i Alla. \u201c\u00dearna. \u00dearna er skilti\u00f0. S\u00e9r\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0 ekki?\u201d
\n\u201cJ\u00fa \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0.\u201d Svara\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u201c\u00dea\u00f0 er reyndar svol\u00edti\u00f0 langt \u00ed burtu.\u201d \u00c9g var or\u00f0inn h\u00e1lf \u00fereyttur \u00e1 g\u00f6ngunni og farinn a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e1 st\u00f3l, bor\u00f0 me\u00f0 mat og kaldan bj\u00f3r.
\n\u201c\u00deetta er stutt.\u201d Svara\u00f0i m\u00edn og arka\u00f0i af sta\u00f0. Eftir stutta g\u00f6ngu stansa\u00f0i h\u00fan og sag\u00f0i. \u201cNei \u00fearna er moll.\u201d
\nFyrir framan mig var st\u00f3r bygging me\u00f0 skilti sem \u00e1 st\u00f3\u00f0. \u201cTenerife Sur Shopping center\u201d. \u00dea\u00f0 f\u00f3r kaldur hrollur upp baki\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u201c\u00c9g er ekki a\u00f0 fara \u00ed neitt b\u00fa\u00f0arr\u00e1p n\u00fana.\u201d Sag\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00e1kve\u00f0inn. \u201c\u00c9g er svangur.\u201d
\n\u201cJ\u00e1 \u00e9g l\u00edka. Vi\u00f0 l\u00f6bbum bara \u00fearna \u00ed gegn og \u00fe\u00e1 komum vi\u00f0 \u00e1 MacDonalds.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00c9g gat ekki anna\u00f0 en sam\u00feykkt \u00fea\u00f0 og sem betur fer var \u00feetta ekki hryllingsmoll heldur eitthva\u00f0 l\u00edkara Mj\u00f3ddinni sem er ekki moll \u00e1 m\u00e6likvar\u00f0a \u00edslenskra kvenna. \u00c9g slapp \u00fev\u00ed fyrir horn \u00ed \u00feetta skipti og f\u00e9kk magafylli af MacDonalds og bj\u00f3r a\u00f0 drekka. Vonandi \u00e1 \u00feessi bj\u00f3r eftir a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a fyrsta skrefi\u00f0 \u00ed a\u00f0 opna augu m\u00edn fyrir fegur\u00f0 Tenerife\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6183,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2018"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5734"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6441,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5734\/revisions\/6441"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}