Eftir vi\u00f0bur\u00f0ar\u00edkan laugardag sem kvenf\u00f3lki\u00f0 haf\u00f0i nota\u00f0 til a\u00f0 heims\u00e6kja verslanir borgarinnar rann P\u00e1skadagur upp me\u00f0 s\u00f3l og 20 stiga hita. Sem betur fer \u00fe\u00e1 hafa Ungverjar tuskub\u00fa\u00f0irnar loka\u00f0ar \u00e1 \u00feessum degi og \u00feeim n\u00e6sta sem \u00e1 eftir fylgir. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i reyndar heyrt eitthva\u00f0 tal um a\u00f0 mollin v\u00e6ru opin en passa\u00f0i mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 nefna \u00fea\u00f0 ekki vi\u00f0 neinn \u00ed h\u00f3pnum. \u00deessi \u00ed sta\u00f0 hvatti \u00e9g kvenf\u00f3lki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 slaka a\u00f0eins \u00e1 og pr\u00f3fa s\u00f3lina \u00ed nokkra t\u00edma. Hva\u00f0 er j\u00fa betra en a\u00f0 liggja \u00ed s\u00f3linni og slaka \u00e1.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g var meira a\u00f0 segja b\u00fainn a\u00f0 finna flottan gar\u00f0 me\u00f0 bekkjum, grasi og gosbrunnum r\u00e9tt vi\u00f0 h\u00f3teli\u00f0 og benti \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fear v\u00e6ri h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 setjast ni\u00f0ur og slaka \u00e1 \u00ed s\u00f3linni.<\/p>\n
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\u201e\u00cd dag f\u00f6rum vi\u00f0 \u00ed Ungversku b\u00f6\u00f0in\u201c Sag\u00f0i Edda \u00fe\u00f3runn \u00e1kve\u00f0in. \u201e\u00c9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 panta fyrir okkur.\u201c
\n\u201eHva\u00f0a b\u00f6\u00f0? \u00c9g er me\u00f0 sturtu \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu og h\u00fan er alveg n\u00f3gu Ungversk fyrir mig.\u201c Sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n\u201eEkki vera svona hall\u00f3 pabbi.\u201c Sag\u00f0i Edda. \u201e\u00deetta er spa og allt og \u00fea\u00f0 fara allir fer\u00f0amenn \u00feanga\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlum l\u00edka.\u201c
\n\u00c9g var nokku\u00f0 viss um a\u00f0 \u00feessi b\u00f6\u00f0 v\u00e6ru svona fer\u00f0amannast\u00f6ppusta\u00f0ur og heilinn minn f\u00f3r \u00e1 fullt \u00ed a\u00f0 finna undankomulei\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem hef\u00f0i m\u00f6gulega fengi\u00f0 konurnar ofan af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fara \u00ed b\u00f6\u00f0in var l\u00f6ng verlsunarfer\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 var v\u00edst ekki m\u00f6guleiki enda tuskub\u00fa\u00f0ir loka\u00f0ar \u00e1 \u00feessum drottins degi. \u00c9g veit reyndar ekki hvort var verra. A\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0a b\u00fa\u00f0 \u00far b\u00fa\u00f0 e\u00f0a tro\u00f0ast \u00ed gegnum fer\u00f0amanna\u00fev\u00f6gur \u00ed Ungveskri sundlaug. \u00de\u00e1 svona eins og fyrir kraftaverk ger\u00f0ist \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g f\u00e9kk \u00ed baki\u00f0. Svo hrikalega a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat varla gengi\u00f0. \u00c9g var\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed l\u00f6glega afsaka\u00f0ur og gat bara slaka\u00f0 \u00e1 og undirb\u00fai\u00f0 mig fyrir leiki dagsins \u00e1 n\u00e6sta bar.
\n\u201e\u00de\u00fa slakar bara \u00e1 \u00ed dag pabbi minn og n\u00e6r\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r g\u00f3\u00f0um \u00ed bakinu.\u201c Sag\u00f0i Edda<\/p>\n
\u00cd \u00fev\u00ed komu R\u00fanar og Torfhildur til okkar. R\u00fanar var kl\u00e1r \u00ed laugina me\u00f0 bakpokann \u00e1 bakinu en Torfhildur var svol\u00edti\u00f0 f\u00f6l a\u00f0 sj\u00e1.
\n\u201eEkki eru lasin?\u201c Spur\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n\u201eNei \u00e9g bara gat ekki m\u00e1la\u00f0 mig \u00ed morgun.\u201c Svara\u00f0i h\u00fan.
\n\u201eN\u00fa. Ekki t\u00edmi?\u201c
\n\u201eNei \u00fea\u00f0 er helv\u00edtis kl\u00f3setti\u00f0.\u201c Svara\u00f0i h\u00fan.
\n\u201eKl\u00f3setti\u00f0?\u201c
\n\u201eJ\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 er svo l\u00edti\u00f0.\u201c
\n\u201eOf l\u00edti\u00f0 til a\u00f0 m\u00e1la sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed? Spur\u00f0i \u00e9g svol\u00edti\u00f0 hissa af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Alla \u00e1tti ekki \u00ed neinum vandr\u00e6\u00f0um me\u00f0 a\u00f0 hertaka kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 \u00e1 okkar herbergi til vi\u00f0ger\u00f0a og m\u00e1lunar.
\n\u201eNei \u00e9g lag\u00f0i Mac d\u00f3sina fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00e1 kl\u00f3settkassann.\u201c
\n\u201eT\u00f6lvuna? Settir\u00f0u hana a kl\u00f3setti\u00f0?\u201c \u00c9g var h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 skilja \u00ed \u00feessu.
\n\u201eNei. N\u00fdja Mac meiki\u00f0 mitt. \u00c9g sett \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 kl\u00f3settkassann af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er eina hillan inni \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti. S\u00ed\u00f0an rak \u00e9g mig \u00ed hann \u00feegar \u00e9g sneri m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 og d\u00f3sin rann ofan \u00ed kl\u00f3setti\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er sennilega betra a\u00f0 loka kl\u00f3settsetunni.\u201c
\n\u00c9g kvaddi h\u00f3pinn sem n\u00fa h\u00e9lt af sta\u00f0 \u00ed ba\u00f0 og \u00e9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 sinna \u00f6\u00f0rum og skemmtilegri hlutum.<\/p>\n
Eftir vel heppna\u00f0a ba\u00f0fer\u00f0 kom h\u00f3purinn s\u00ed\u00f0an til baka s\u00ed\u00f0la dags. Allir hreinir og f\u00ednir svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e1 mig kn\u00fainn til a\u00f0 fara \u00ed Ungverska sturtu til a\u00f0 vera kl\u00e1r fyrir kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0. Fer\u00f0inni var heiti\u00f0 \u00ed k\u00ednahverfi\u00f0 \u00e1 k\u00ednverskan mats\u00f6lusta\u00f0. Fer\u00f0in \u00feanga\u00f0 f\u00f3r ekki vel af sta\u00f0 en leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3rinn haf\u00f0i \u00e6tla\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 fara kr\u00f3kalei\u00f0 me\u00f0 okkur sem hef\u00f0i lengt b\u00edlt\u00farinn um 15 m\u00edn\u00fatur og f\u00e6rt honum meira \u00ed veski\u00f0. Maggi var sem betur fer me\u00f0 google maps opi\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00edmanum s\u00ednum og benti hann leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3ranum vinsamlegast \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 fara ranga lei\u00f0. S\u00e1 br\u00e1st frekar illa vi\u00f0 en lei\u00f0r\u00e9tti \u00fe\u00f3 stefnuna og f\u00f3r r\u00e9tta lei\u00f0. \u00c1 veitingasta\u00f0num fengum vi\u00f0 okkur Peking\u00f6nd og r\u00e6kjur og ver\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir allt saman me\u00f0 l\u00e9ttv\u00edni og bj\u00f3r fyrir 6 manns var um 17.000 isk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6089,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pistlar-2019"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5727"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6442,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5727\/revisions\/6442"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hvitur.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}